h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is tonight.

So we might have some good stories for this page in the morning. Watch this space...

*Peregrin sniggers and waits expectantly*

Wha-hay! Yes, another legendary h2g2 outing into the depths of depravity that we come to expect round here.

Luckily I was too drunk to remember anything embarrassing, but from a personal perspective the evening ended with a doner kebab, so things couldn't have been too bad.

There are a few sore heads round here, and a few absences. Eh Sam?

As I remember, Shim somehow found the DV camera later in the evening and was filming his guests!

Somewhere there's evidence...

Uh oh.... that can't be good.

Uh oh....that can be good.

We want the evidence.

This is yet another h2g2 party where photo's are *not* going to leave the building. Oh no....

C'mon... amuse your public!

No, you have to use your imagination. Turn the setting to 'vivid'...

Hello. Are you discussing anything interesting?

Nope. Just the italics tantalizing us peons with vivid imaginings of a drunken orgy.

C'mon, Peta, we want proof!

I'd love to, but I like my job too much...

Awwww....

Well, I'll tell ya what. You mail 'em to me, and I'LL post 'em over at the floor. Then you can't be blamed. *evil grin*

I'd love to, honest. But....

Must be bad. After some of the things I've had e-mailed to me.

*Sets imagination on very vivid*

Awww, c'mon
We've seen the baby pics - can these be any worse?
(or better)

Said Peta: This is yet another h2g2 party where photo's are *not* going to leave the building. Oh no....

There's always the scanner...

Next party, you'll *have* to set up a webcam

Now THAT would be great!

"That little fuzzy blur under the table is Peta."

"And who's puking in the background??"

"That's Mark."

Hey we can hold our liquor you know. We've been in training...