h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What are you trying to say Jabs?

Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
trying to forget my feelings of love.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
trying to forget my feelings of love.

Who me?

I saw you last night and got that old feeling
When you came in sight I got that old feeling...

...There'll be no new romance for me
It's foolish to start
For that old feeling is still in my heart

With my high-starched collar, and my high-topped shoes
And my hair piled high upon my head
I went to lose a jolly hour on the Trolley and lost my heart instead.
With his light brown derby and his bright green tie
He was quite the handsomest of men
I started to yen, so I counted to ten the I counted to ten again
Clang, clang, clang went the trolley
Ding, ding, ding went the bell
Zing, zing, zing went my heartstrings
From the moment I saw him I fell

I LOVE that song! Love it, love it, love it!

Me too - in fact I love the whole film - in fact I pretty much love all of her films of that genre

I am definitely off to the darkened room now - goodnight

I left my heart in San Francisco
High on a hill, it calls to me
To be where little cable cars climb halfway to the stars
The morning fog may chill the air, I don't care

Good night, sleep well LadyC

A foggy day in London town
Had me low, had me down
I viewed the morning with much alarm
The British Museum had lost its charm
How long, I wondered, could this thing last?
But the age of miracles hadn't passed
For suddenly, I saw you right there
And in foggy London Town the sun was shining everywhere.

Little darlin' it's been a long cold lonely winter
Little darlin' it feels like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
And I say it's all right
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Little darlin' I feel the ice is slowly meltin'
Little darlin' it seems like years since it's been clear
Here come the sun, here comes the sun
And I say it's all right

Yesterday, all my troubles seem'd so far away...

(what do you think is a polite amount of time to spend between relationships if she breaks up with you after a three-and-a-half-year relationship? Ps: via SMS, of all means!!!)

(why be polite?)

Killing me (or rather HER) softly (NOT) with ... (kindness!!!)

I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

[Nirvana]

I want you to want me,
I need you to need me,
I'd love you to love me,
I'm begging you to beg me...

Loving you is easy cause you're beautiful
Making love with you is all I wanna do
Loving you is more than just a dream come true
And everything that I do is out of loving you
La la la la la la la...

Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Falalalala la la la la...

Picked her up on a Friday night
Sha la la la lee, yeah.
I knew everything was gonna be all right
Sha la la la lee, oh,
Sha la la la lee.

I remember when we used to sit,
in the government yard in trenchtown...

I know it'll be me - old and slow and all that - but you'll have to enlighten me re the connection there?

Nonetheless, I'll have a go

We met at nine.

We met at eight.

I was on time.

No, you were late.

Ah yes! I remember it well.

........I remember the time at the old swimmin' hole
When I would have drowned beyond doubt,
Well, Old Shep was right there,
To the rescue he came,
He jumped in and helped pull me out