h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

To me Charger is not an easy word to incorporate without adding other consonants. I haven't tried solving it myself ...

Perhaps

Those words which are German in origin ...

OK it's done now. Leonardo ...

There is no flea in our dormitory.

Funeral.

There are only a few neurologists who go with Dr. Edwin Kantz theory of human mind telepathy. Although Dr. Kantz has shown physical proof by scalping and showing bacteria located on scabs, most doctors are not convinced that these eschar germs have anything to do with telepathy.


There! Did both Funeral and Charger... albeit quite unconventially....


Convential

There are only a few neural physicians who go with Dr. Edwin Kantz theory of human mind telepathy. Although Dr. Kantz has shown physical proof by scalping and showing bacteria located on scabs, most doctors are not convinced that these eschar germs have anything to do with telepathy.


There! Did both Funeral and Charger... albeit quite unconventially....


Convential

His logical diagrams are good, but can Venn shun all criticism of their shortcomings?

Iridescent

Love how you used Venn Diagram's which are conventional to do conventional... and your comment is about unconventional...lol....

(Iridescent)

Having reached the top, Hillary and Tensing made a cheery descent.


Springbok

A psychologist was called to the Serengeti because there were a lot of gnu-rotic animals there. When he got there, he was told that he got his information from someone who was lion. He stayed on as a marriage counselor to a couple. The wife said the husband was a cheetah.

Inside a hot dog factory you never sausage a sight before.

The short-order crook poached his eggs, shaved his chocolate, welched on his rabbits, and even his pastry was stollen.

My friend dropped his box of Italian pastries on the floor. I cannoli imagine what he must be going through.

Em... yeah. Nice flow of puns.

Next spring, bockety skateboards will once more twist many an ankle.

Skateboard

(Get the pattern?)

I think they meant to post on the Prof's random puns thread at

h2g2.com/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F1926355?thread=5120444&latest=1

(Skateboard)

Apollo 11's Magnetic Disk 8 bore data for the lunar approach

Champion

Ooh nice.

Why did the Woolwich ham pee on his director's hat?

Centaur

A beautiful creature sent Orpheus to Hades

Eurydice

I read each A. A. Milne book annually.

Pernickety

Playing on my stage-Irish accent there. Maybe

Oh, I read each A. A. Milne book frequently.

The ankle was an arch enemy of the heel because the heel had a sole that could neither toe the line nor keep instep.

Hilarious signs that stick to refrigerators can disrupt gravity with magnetic lines of farce.

The reason rabbit is so confident is because he's a hop-timist.

@435

Would a brave scrumper nick kittiwakes' eggs?

Cormorant