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Post 341

scorp

Oh good! I rather thought the plot was somewhat lost after the last few postings. I'll give it some thought now we are back on tracksmiley - biggrin


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Post 342

scorp

The people of Sebastapol arise to a new dawn.






Semolina


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Post 343

Icy North

Miss Zavaroni may have suffered from anorexia, but she was the same ol' Lena to the end.

tapioca


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Post 344

Icy North

Shall we resurrect this thread?

I'll start with:

Sudan


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Post 345

scorp

smiley - applause

Rumour at the party was rife, when it was noted that for the entire evening Su danced only with Charles.



Pension


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Post 346

Icy North

As a Quaker, William Penn shunned fashion and the wastefulness of a modern society.

pillow


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Post 347

bobaah-m

If you're having a problem sir, just pee lower.

Alabaster smiley - laugh


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Post 348

Artisan

smiley - smiley does a lab aster grow quicker than at home? smiley - erm tinsel smiley - snowman


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Post 349

scorp

It has recently been announced that in Cornwall, they have re-opened a tin mine, which has been closed for a decade - tin selling at quite a high price too!

Christmas


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Post 350

Icy North

Ludicrous mass histeria

thermos


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Post 351

Artisan

The pub is great, I go there most nights smiley - winkeye lottery


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Post 352

scorp

I love my garden and buy loads of plants for growing in tubs. One of my favourites is the azalea; of which I buy a lot - ericaceous compost is what they prefer for best results.

Abraham


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Post 353

Artisan

Ladies, if your buying a bra, Hamnets are doing a deal, buy one get another half price, full of xmas savings ideas me! smiley - smiley nativity


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Post 354

Artisan

No takers? Okay, lets try - santa claus smiley - santa


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Post 355

scorp

Sorry Arty! I missed nativity. Will have a think about the white bearded guy


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Post 356

Icy North

People selling horse equipment in grocery stores could fall foul of delicatessen tack laws. (OK I was desperate)

Hogmanay


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Post 357

Artisan

Yeah,right so if he likes staffordshire's and labs then he must be a dog man, eh? Statistic


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Post 358

Icy North

Out of spoons? Never mind - stir your brew with this plaster tea stick.

Resolution


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Post 359

scorp

Upon receiving a request for help with a mathematical problem, the Professor sent the following reply:

Dear Sir - re solution to your problem, please refer to page 94 of the manual.

honours


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Post 360

Artisan

Love kebabs me, especially large donners smiley - winkeye plethora


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