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Puns

Post 381

Recumbentman

Dreams fade, but the capacity to dream 'em remains

Damn, that was hard.

OBAMA


Puns

Post 382

Jhawkesby

Obama

I have always been told never to throw barm away because it is such a waste.

Party


Puns

Post 383

scorp

If you get a pomegranite and take it apart you see lots of little seeds.


Anagram


Puns

Post 384

Recumbentman

What's the difference between a phonograph and a gramophone?

Literature


Puns

Post 385

scorp

If you can read and write - they say it's literate you are!

adventure


Puns

Post 386

Icy North

If you're annoyed by this ad, vent your spleen to the Advertising Standards Authority.

fortunate


Puns

Post 387

Icy North

How much for tune? Eight quid?

referee


Puns

Post 388

Recumbentman

I don't hunt giraffe or eland

Squander


Puns

Post 389

Icy North

Fancy a whirl? Ask one dervish.

panacotta


Puns

Post 390

Recumbentman

Anyone liable to panic ought to consult their Hitch Hikers Guide.

calamity


Puns

Post 391

scorp

Anyone heard of calam it is a Canadian organisation dedicated to animal medicine!

punctual


Puns

Post 392

Recumbentman

Any disrespectful punk shall be ejected

ocarina


Puns

Post 393

scorp

Ray Peterson made a wonderful recording of the following:

Oh corrina corrina


Puns

Post 394

scorp

Ray Peterson made a wonderful recording of the following:

Oh corrina corrina




whitley


Puns

Post 395

Recumbentman

Last Whit, Lee was scorched by a tongue of fire

deltoid


Puns

Post 396

Icy North

Kevin, having completed his Tower Bridge model, toyed with the idea of constructing the Palace of Westminster out of matchsticks.

Obama


Puns

Post 397

Saavik2

♪♫♪
When I was young
I never needed anyone
And making love was just for fun
Those days are gone

Living alone
I think of all the friends I've known
But when I dial the telephone
Nobody's home ♪♫♪

(All together now, power ballad fans - here we go!)

♪♫♪
Obama self,
Don't wanna be,
Obama self
anymore
Obama self
Don't wanna live,
Obama self
anymore!!!!
♪♫♪



Absolute


Puns

Post 398

Recumbentman

John Dowland grabs a lute and sings "In darknesse lett mee dwell"

Saavik's Ears -- Your 'Obama self' song works well, but the first and last line come out as ♪♫♪ in a Chrome browser . . . smiley - wah

terrifying


Puns

Post 399

freejames

After a wait of nearly two months, you could hear the sound of Terry frying bacon and eggs.smiley - sorry

Surgery


Puns

Post 400

Icy North

It's appropriate that a recent TV investigation into the UK National Health Service was conducted by Sir Gerry Robinson.

Youtube


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