h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

only with kindness ~~~~~~

Does that come with extra helpings of Tweetie?

Does that come with extra helpings of Tweetie?

So good he posted twice

'tis why I love IE

Y'know what's really scary? When you initialise my patronage- I'm actually the Patron Saint of IE (!)

Obviously we're meant to be together

*joins in the *

I think ;-Pd-; is probably the most accurate

*tests out the theory*

I love a dedicated scientist;-P

Would you two PLEASE get a room?
I ~can~ provide one at Foxy Manor....I have a skeletan key!

Already got one.
Sorry, we won't disturb the atmosphere round here anymore...
*thinks: actually I thought we were just adding to what was already here but...*

Someone still owes me a massage

Morning GB,

Any chance of an early morning quickie (massage)?

Certainly, Ivor.
Would you like to undress, go behind the screen and lie down on my massage table?
I'll just mix your oil......

Okay - where do the clothes go? Are they okay over here on top of yours?

What happened last night - I saw the celibacy thread. Was TTP playing up again?

*starts to massage Ivor's broad & tanned shoulders....
She appeared in the Bar again, yes, spouting her usual gibberish. And I has JUST been to see the Vicar, organizing her wake {read that!} I took him tea, too!
*continues massaging Ivor's shoulders and moves down to his back....
Then I went back to the Bar, and she was in there!
So I high-tailed it to the celibacy thread, where only DD joined me
*adds more oil
I am looking forward to tonight's Masked Ball though, aren't you, Ivor?
*continues massaging Ivor's back and moves down to his buttocks....
My costume is ready, and my mask! Just got to change my name...
*using both hands now, GB massages Ivor's right calf....
*soothing noises can be heard, along with the whale music....
*with the lights low, one could almost imagine one is in another world, one of peace and tranquility...

*Ivor myseriously disappears from the massage parlour to be replaced by the rather foppish but elegant Sir Percy.

Well sink me if it isn't Queen E'loggna looking as regal as ever!

*slaps his bottom at his cheek*
Shut up! {giggles}
Don't you tell as SOUL at the knees-up that it's me!
*ROFL*
Now, want some more?