A Conversation for Losing IT. Finding IMP

my imp has run away

Post 1

Ac-1D

but I'm over that imp. totally.
what I'm really bummed about is losing my genie.


my imp has run away

Post 2

Imaldris

Sweet jumpin jehosaphats! you're back!! If you love some imp set it free...uhm yea..

But yay! you're on h2g2!! yayayayayay!! weeeeeeeehoooo

smiley - devil


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Post 3

Ac-1D

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my imp has run away

Post 4

Imaldris

My friend came back and you ate his posting. Have you no mercy? Gimme my forum back, i want my forum back you witches, and don't forget my black t-shirt! baaaahhh!!


my imp has run away

Post 5

Ac-1D

oh they just ate my posting because I forgot to take my medication and therefore needed to be restrained.


my imp has run away

Post 6

Imaldris

Ofcourse, we all know how dangerous you are when you forget to take your multivitamin.


Shewt. you must'ha been so bad that the word should be capitalized. BAD

smiley - devil


my imp has run away

Post 7

Ac-1D

luckily my pharmaceutical consultants (I can't mention any names but it rhymes with e.e.v.) came through with some heavy ritalin and I am now in a happy utopia where all my thoughts are right and I do not want to hurt the evil people who try to take away my jolly little buzz.

I am reading "the legacy of luna" about that lady who got brain-damaged and climbed a tree for a few years to stop baron silus greenback from cutting down.

oh crumbs dangermouse.

it's quite a good book ackshually.,,


my imp has run away

Post 8

Imaldris

Interesting. I had heard something about that.

What mean you by she got brain damaged, ,,,,hmm??? like while in the tree...because of the tree...after the tree...bofore the tree?


herm...im reading a book called Touched by fire...it is about the proportion of madness to the artistic temperament. It's very interesting. It seems most great writers are mad. What a shock!

sigh.

hehehe

where are you anyways, man?


smiley - devil


my imp has brain damage

Post 9

Ac-1D

still in athens heading your way soonish

she got braindamaged before she even climbed up it.

gotta go.
hope you enjoyed your night's pursuits


my imp has run away

Post 10

Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc..

Yeh know, I've got access to a lot of Imps. They like to steal one half of a pair of anything. That's what happens to your socks. All you have to do if you want an Imp is put an Imp trap on your washer or dryer. I have one on both.


my imp has run away

Post 11

Imaldris

joyous! that is fabulous i shall get to making an imp trap asap. any suggestions?


my imp has run away

Post 12

Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc..

Well the ones I use have a patented design. I only give them to people who swear fealty to me. However I will let you in on a little secret: The only material that can effectively trap an imp is cotton.


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