h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I haven't had an English tea in so long... do you have any kind of cake with whipped cream? Real cream? The kind you can't get in America unless you live in Wisconsin?

By the way, Cookie is happily installed at Blue Steed (the page number is with my name).

(sorry to be so late posting here... )

*Hands Lil her tea and cake, topped with extra heavy whipped cream straight from the cows of Wisconsin who graze all summer knee deep in lush green pastures, and munch all winter on rich sweet smelling alfafa hay while keeping cozily warm in their bright red barns.*

SNOW! But only for a while... The joy lasted only for one day. Last year it was pure white outside but now, uh, a bit depressing outside, all that grey... *looks his own name and begins to * Oh great!
*drinks more tea and begins to look magenta*
Huh! Too much magenta tea? Maybe I should try some other? What do you recommen?

I always find that darjeeling is just right. Would you like to try some of that? How about a scone or two, too? Maybe it will snow in the Village soon. I hope so. I love the snow.

That would be nice.
What a morning! First time in history when I have to go to school at Sunday. We are making a musical and there is still a lot of things to do. I only hope that I would have this day off from school...

Into each life a little snow, and musicals must fall. What is the play about?

*bear enters and the door does a little jinge. He looks around suspiciously and tightens his grip on the black leather bag under his arm*

Hot chocolate? Don't much like tea.

It's about life of course, drugs and death. Nice isn't it?

Hello, Kumabear! Yes we have hot choccy. One marshmallow or two? Lord Falk LeGrey, the play sounds tragic. Have some chocolate yourself. Its always comforting.

ummm...no marshmelons please. I'm not in the mood for swamp-fruit.

I have always enjoyed a good tragedy.

Thank you for the chocolate.
Yes good tragic is ok but this is like a not-so-good-as-it-could-have-been-planned tragic... There are always fools and idiots sitting on the trigger you know... But I will enjoy my part as special kind of a dark wanderer...

Now this is beginning to sound really good! A dark wanderer, eh? The essense of romantic fiction.

Yes but my dark wanderer's name begins D. AND I MUST WRITE WITH LARGE LETTERS.

Well, if you must... Good luck with it anyway. Would you like some cake, or sandwiches? A refill on the tea?

Oh yes please.
I'm writing a study conserning about prophets of Bible... *pheeeww* This a big job and I have two Earth days time to finish this. And I still got my part as Death on play... It is going to be very funny weekend... *makes an image of himself lying very tired on the floor*

Death and the prophets! Well you don't shirk the big tasks, do you!

*licks cream off fingers* Mmmmm, I think I have room for another one of these, and darjeeling tea.

*Hands Lil a whole heaping plateful, and a hot pot of darjeeling. Give Lord Falk le Grey his refills also.*

Have you two visited the BOF Inn yet? It is right next door to my cottage. There are some interesting characters in that Inn.

*Sticks her head round the door*

Hello? Oh, its you lot! I wondered why this forum kept popping up on my postings page...

I've been there, the BOF. In fact I decorated some of it! Then it filled up with domino-playing surly Scotsmen cracking chauvinist jokes and I backed off temporarily. I think a group of females will have to go in there in a body, you should pardon the expression, and crack female chauvinist jokes.

Hi Gwennie!

Hi Lil!

A feminine section attack on a bunch of male chauvanists, hey? Now that sounds like fun! Perhaps they need to be intimidated by a bunch of dirty minded old dears!