h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I did direct one person this way but as yet they have not found their way here, meet you in our office for priv discussion

and i have invited one or two to join
us for a beverage and au d ouvres
i shall chat with you in tn the office my sweet maid..blows

i will gladly visit your tea shoppe when i get myself fully mobile... got a few probs with the old transport at the mo..... keeps coughing n spluttering.... nasty....
hope to be up n running soon, so keep that kettle boiling folks.....................

oh, by the way my friends.... i'm a travelling mystic from far off lands.... i'm not looking for custom, just company....

Trish trish has anyone seen trish??
we was supposed to be sitting watching a movie tonight starring Stan and Olly they really have me in stitches them two..it`s going to be starting soon..TRRRRRIIIIIISSSSHHHH
>>>

Im here, calm down n stop your stressing plz hun...what was the movie called & what channel ?

channel?? it was at the flicks was going do you supper but it burned well whole chippy burned they reconed
it were a doodlebug..they managed to to save the mushy peas..lol

i'll pass on the peas at this time o' night..... lol...
just watched a movie myself with hubby..... nice change....

i foresee many good fortunes in here.... keep up the good work, good spirits, and an open heart.....
xxxxxx

oh yes i forgot we were going to the flicks tonight, don`t worry about supper, i mushy peas lol
hhhhmmmm those doodlebugs have a lot to answer for, no more fish suppers

Evening Ladies and Gent ... I have travelled far to find this place and I am a might parched ... A would be nice please

hello chris i see you managed to find us then..did you bring the white fivers??.. one cup of nice strong y for the gent think trissh is about somewhere and i think i saw sheryl..she said something about getting here in `a phone box`??? think she may have had a little tipple or two..phone box

huff.... puff..... cough.... splutter.....


blimey mate, it's a tight squeeze aint it, in them there phone boxes..........................


me crystals are clearin' now me old mate....... lot's o' good fortune all round..............

ah custostomers

a cup ov strong for the gentleman n for the lady ? is she using the wc ? i can`t see her now

so Chris sheryl what do you think of our litte shoppe then it does look a lot nicer during the day when we take down the blackout sheets and the smoke from munition factory chimneys is blowing away from the sun..

Very pleasant surroundings I must say ..Might just have to make a more regular visit

for the Tea ...

there starting clearing that space just down the road where the weary travellers inn used to be wonder what they will build there?? only go go got the boars head and the folders round here now...well if everyone is nipping of i`ll nip to bookies and see if he will let me have a couple of bets on the footie..lol wonder what odds i would get for England be beating Germany as a double ( in the war and at football) i may risk a few quid..

May I join you?

I should come from here...

and..

May I join you?

"looks around quietly.... finds a seat in the corner.... quiet, secluded..... that'll do quite nicely, as she wishes to study people.... their behaviour, their problems......"

"got a cuppa luv" she askes.............................................

And

& for you

Guess who I am