h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*As the party begins guests begin streaming in*
*Entering the room they notice a strange rustling noise they look up to see the ceiling covered in white*
*Each one double takes as they realise that the entire roof is decorated with wings. They are moving slightly, creating a breeze (which also happens to be cheaper than air conditioning)*
*Tearing their eyes from the feathered ceiling, they turn their attention to the stage, where the guys are tuning up. Suddenly, they flicker. Tweetie rushes up to the stage, wearing a yellow halterneck and black trousers, and pushes a button, before turning and grinning*
Hey all- sorry bout the flicker, they're not real. Holograms. You can have any band you want, any song you want.
*pauses*
Although I have the safety on for Abba.
*grins*
Have fun- help yourself to alcohol, open bar. And there's food next to it.
*waves her hand vaguely in the direction of the food*
Ok, gotta go, I've gotta sort out the lights.
See ya!
*flies off in the other direction*

WOW! those things look so realistic. I was almost about to go fly up and see for myself, i thought i recognised one!

as always you host a great party hon! lets get those lights on and start boogying!

ummm.. theres something else... oh yeah... HAPPY HALF BIRTHDAY!!!

*places present on the table and flies off to help Tweet with the lighting*

*flatters in, wearing a pale green and silver evening gown, her wings matched in pale green also, suddenly stops, views the amazing decoration*

Wow! This is wonderful!

Hello Tweetie, Happy 6-Month-Birthday! I have brought some bottles of Moet & Chandon (Brut Imperiale, of course). Shall I open the first bottle?
*fills two Y of champagner and hands one of them to Tweetie*
Cheers!

Abba sounds great; what about 'Super Trooper' for the start?

ooops, this simultan postings, really!

Hello FC, can I offer you also a Y of champagner?

*handls a Y of Moet to FC*

Ah, when I said the safety was on, I meant the safety as in anyone requesting Abba would immediately be forced to wear the largest party hat and perform the dance to Saturday Night whilst everyone else watched.

Thanks for the bubbly Kasia.
*hugs*
And FC- pressies! You shouldn't have
*rips open the present and holds it up*
Wow, it's gorgeous Thank you
*hugs as well*

Saturday Night.... i remember that... well, at least it tends to get people up and dancing... though it really is dreadful, especially when followed by Macarenas!!!

thanks for the Y Kasia, wonderful!

ermm, inglish iz e feri hart lenguage - sorry...

Wow, that champagne goes straight to your head huh?
*grins*
*surveys the somewhat empty room*
I hope this place gets busier for the real celebrations tomorrow.
Ah well, plenty of time before then, and you guys have shown already More bubbly all round methinks!

*da Kat slinks in with some things in it's mouth......giving Tweeite a happy half birthday card and rushes off to find some fizzy pop*

*she returns 2 minutes later to everyone's surprise that she is slightly tipsy already....*

HAPPY HALF BIRTHDAY TWEETIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man, this is really hard - I got unused to my beloved Moet!

I must leave to RL - see you tomorrow night.

*flatters away...*

you know the lightings looking fine now... I couldnt quite get the wiring right to begin with but i think i finally cracked it...

where did everyone go???

To my party? *hint hint*

*walks in lookins slightly unhappy with the band in tow. Sees tweet and F.C. Gins brordly*
Evening how is every body

DARK GRAY: Couldn't help but overhear there was a party going on. Where's the birthday girl? I have a present.

*Holds up a hand mirror with a black rim and handle.*

DARK GRAY: It's an odd way to see what someone is thinking. Just hold it to see the reflection of someone and it will show you what they are thinking. It's great for starting fights and bitter feeling toward others.
Enjoy.

oh dear... that might not be such a good thing to have, especially at the moment...

ah well, glad to see you all made it across here

*hands out drinks in Tweets absence*

What happened to Tweetie then?

Happy birthday Tweetie

Can i have some aspirin?

I'm sorry, I suddenly got sucked into some weird alternate dimension (they called it real life) and couldn't get out.
I'm back now though! Wow guys, thanks for the presents
Oh Bob, just say the word and I'll deactivate the holograms- they're just there so you guys can enjoy the party without having to play all the time
*hands Liberty a bottle of asprin*
Hi there, feel better
(I've quite clearly drunk too much, hence the overuse of smileys)
Yeah FC, thanks for doing the lights for me, they look great
Must stop writing- ok, one more thing:
WE'RE THE THIRD BUSIEST FORUM! WOO-HOO!

*flutter of wings
Wow! Great party, Tweetie! Happy half-birthday! Here's your present!
*Hands a large box to Tweetie.
Tweetie looks disappointed that the box appears to be empty.
"They're a pair of invisible wings, Tweetie, for when you have to go back into Real-Life again, you can fly back here much quicker...and still be incognito."
*Kisses Tweetie on her cheeks.
*heads for the food.....
*accepts a glass of champagne
"Cheers everyone, all together now, "For she's a jolly good fellow,

*Enters just in time for the cheers. Accepts a glass of wonderful champagne and places large box on the gift table.* It's full of every CD you ever wanted, Tweetie. Happy 6 Months! I love the decorations.