h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Apparently so.

*Em'ly curtseys a little too deeply for the terribly lovely low-cut dress*

*Chrome, who is over in a corner sipping on a white wine, almost chokes.*

Gagdreek: Now that that's settled...what do you say you and I cut a rug? It's a pretty thick rug, so we'll need some sharp scissers or a knife.

Mr. Patience: That's not funny Gag.

Gagdreek: What? I was serious. Oh well, never mind. Let's just dance instead.

Very well... though we could always go and see if there is a sharp enough knife in the kitchen. Alas, I have but this feeble pair of nail scissors with me...

Gagdreek: Maybe later, right now let's dance. Com'mon!

*Grabs Emily by the arm and takes her to the center of the room*

*Tweet appears next to Chrome in a short, strapless red dress*
*she Glares*
Ahem.
*flounces off to the bar and proceeds to flirt with a barman who resembles Brad Pitt*

*Emily gasps for breath having been grabbed by Mr. Gagdreek and whirled upon the dancefloor*

Right - more cake...

*DARK GRAY sits at the bar, grinning widely at Emily*

*Princess Petal sits in a chair off to herself*

*Dr. Greenish and Robot stand by the wall talking*

*Gagdreek stands in the middle of the room, now alone and not sure what to do*

*the stunningly beautiful Xanthe the goddess walks in, carrying a large cristal ball of some sort*

Xanthe: Happy half birthday Tweetie.

Gagdreek: Ah, I forgot about the cakes. *Tries some of each cake, even Some Bloke's* Hmm, it's not that bad actually.

If anyone needs me I'll be propping up the bar.

A little rest I need.

Colin, I'm propping up with you, but maybe we should take a look behind the bar. I'm starving.

Peanuts are always good if you're starving. Hang on, let me rephrase that - peanuts are *always* good.
There might be some over the bar. Let me check.

*Vaults over the bar and disapears.*

Fine, ignore my Glaring.
*continues flirting with the barman, and orders a large vodka from another one who looks exactly like John Cusack*
I love this party

Mr. Gagdreek, don't look so forlorn - we'll try again in a few minutes...

*Emily looks sheepish at the gratuitous Blackadder quote*

can i get a barman who looks like Nick Cage??? oh please???? I could even cope with Richard Gere??? nope. make it Richare Gere would you Tweet???

*grins*
*Nic Cage-a-like barman appears from outside, as a Nick Brendon one joins Tweet*
But no Richard Gere barmen. I just don't agree with cruelty to hamsters...

well, hello...

*takes barman and they go and sit on a sofa...*

Hmm, maybe you are right, Chrome, but... I don't like peanuts.

Hey, those barmans-like-... are not bad. Is there any possibility to get a Mel-Gibson-like, pleeease?!

You should go look in the back

*Gagdreek finds a very sharp knife and proceeds in cutting the rug*