h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You got lost! I got food poisoning.
*Searches through leftovers*
Here we go - a couple of spring rolls, some pink sauce, and a six-pack of beer. Cheers.
I'm rather concerned about Zax. Have you heard anything?

*A cry is heard from the forest. It sounded strangely like someone screaming the word spoon.*

*flutter of wings
GB disposes of the leftover leftovers {which she thought she had already disposed of, but must have got left-over}....well, what with all the organizing of the Party! and all the accidents & the swimming with dolphins and getting Angel gowns cleaned and chasing round after GOD and trying to avoid that MAN at the village and having to go back to Grimsby to get some more fish....and through all that an Angel has gotta look, well her BEST, hasn't she?
*flutter of wings

*Petunia awakens on the beach with a slight hangover, but otherwise feeling rested and happy with the memories of the night before. She heads back to the Cragi base camp*

* Peaceful arrives, crying + with an immense headache...

* True to her word, Galaxy Babe had cleared away all remnants of that fun beach party...

* Fred, the crab, came to sit next to the desolate Peaceful.

* He said something like, "If you love somebody, let them go..." But she wasn't really listening. Dark thoughts of revenge were crossing her mind at a tremendous pace.

* Better go for a swim... it might clear her thought processes [nah, -- that would be a miracle -- but it would be refreshing.]

* Dip into the warm tropical waters. Luckily, no sharks around this time.

* Only the peaceful dolphin tribe, which protects the island, whose gentle spirit and wisdom... ah! you've got it already...

* Peaceful swims with the dolphins, they thread through the waves, they play, they sing dolphin songs...

* The king teaches Peaceful many stories of the dolphin tradition - his kind thought waves are soothing... it all begins to feel like some sort of dream.

* She dreams as she swims - a new kind of freedom - inner peace... and... revelations... Hmmm... maybe she'll be able to do something about the situation...

* Wonderful Dolphin! Wonderful Island!

* After hours of this poetic license and swimming, Peaceful says goodbye to the dolphins. It's been fun, it's been great, it's been an education...

* She sits on the beach and tells Fred the crab all about it.

* The wise crab is relieved. Humans are so eccentric, he thinks. I'm so glad I'm an alpha crab, he thinks. The crab thinks a lot, and is a lot smarter than Peaceful. That's called equilibrium, or something...

* Peaceful walks back, slowly, to Yapong. There is much to be done...

*Peaceful wasn't at the camp. It took Kes a while to think about the party - becasue he hadn't attended it. He sees Peaceful swimming with the dolphins.*
Thank goodness - she's alright.
Yo! Peaceful! Over here!
*He runs down the beach*
Ugh! What have I trodden in? Oh - it's only a week-old vegetable roll. That's alright.
Peaceful! Hello!
*He notices the crab.*
Hello. Nice to see you again. You don't happen to have a spare suit of armour do you? I think I may need it.
Peaceful! We need to talk!
Crab, you may well wonder what I'm doing here. I/m not sure myself!

*Peaceful storms off down the beach, heading for Yapong. Kes isn't sure whether she saw him, and is ignoring him, or not. He runs after her.*

GB walks along the beach with the Crab
We had a great Party! here last weekend, did you know about that?
Crab thinks: I should do, you were making enough noise...
GB looks out over the moonlit water, towards some splashing sounds.
Oh, look, Crab! It's the dolphin family!
*waves
Coooooeeeeeeeee!!!
I think I'll go for a swim, Crab, do you mind staying here & looking after my Angel gown for me? I don't want it to shrink...
*lifts gown above her head
*drops it gently onto the sand
Crab scuttles onto the gown and sits on it.
GB runs to the water and dives in....

* M.K staggers along the beach coming across of recently overturned pile of sand... *

* Upon closer inspection it appears to be a camp site with a few beer cans & a few coals which are strangley warm... *

GB sees the figure on the Quad bike and waves!
Cooooeeeeeee! M.K*! Look, I'm swimming with the dolphin family again!

Look what's returned from moderation....

Deinitely worth a nostalic bottle of !

Cheers!
I posted here almost two years ago to the day. My life has changed quite a bit since then!

Yup. Life ...and/or h2g2 .... seems to do that

Life... don't talk to me about life...

I was in this survivor game, though not with this user name.
I remember it fondly.
How is everyone nowadays?

Oh ... surviving ... you know how it is

Surviving the school holidays, just about.
Moving to a bungalow, on the 5th Sept.

Still single, still hoping to find someone special.

Yourself?