h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks guys. Although on second thoughts, maybe I should've given this thing to Mr Naked over here.
*grins at Chrome before peeling off her skirt and pushing it into his hands*
Here, put this on. Then maybe I'll dance with you

Kiddo:

*accepts grass skirt and gracefully steps into it.
Thanks Tweetie!
*hugs Tweetie
I knew you'd come to my Party!
Hi, Chrome! NICE skirt
Tweetie, M.K* left without F.C. 'cos we couldn't find her. Turned out she'd been skinny-dipping
*look of mock-shock eliciting giggles all round
she's obviously read my posts about the beach Party! and probably thinks she's not invited, as she's an Official! I know where she is, right now, AND what she's doing....
*touches her delicate nose
I'll just fly over there and tell her to come & join in!
Ox! Help yourself, hon.
Kiddo, will you help Tweetie look after things here, while I am gone?
Wow, there's a nice looking moon rising over there...see how it's shimmering on the water, like a silver ribbon, it's gonna be a great Party! night, folks!
*whispers in Tweetie's ear
Don't tell F.C. but I have nominated her for one of the new Archangel posts....
*flutter of wings

* Peaceful, running for help, water, roots, or anything, had stumbled into this wonderful beach party...

She had attached herself to a bottle of vodka and was partly out of it...

Sometimes it seems like she's in another time zone, never in time to catch up with her fellow survivor's threads...

* Dimly, through her alcoholic mist, she sees Tweetie talking to Chrome.

Hi Tweetie! Did I ever thank you for the great magic? You are a good witch!

* Peaceful attacks yet another innocent bottle of vodka, she mumbles something about a poor innocent six-year old... - *

How did she survive the storm????

* She finally collapses...

*rushes over to PE and shakes her head*
Stress and vodka- never a good combination.
Shoot, I was gonna tell GB good call on FC- I was about to do the same thing myself...
*sits cross-legged beside Peaceful and her thoughts drift to Kes*
Jeez, these two are quite a pair...
Somebody wanna help me carry her back to camp?

*flutter of wings
I'll help you, Tweetie.
*lifts PE and together they carry her back to camp.
Tweetie : Did you find FC?
GB : Yes......
Tweetie : Well? Is she coming or what?
GB : um.......
*struggles with conscience
*should she tell Tweetie that FC was skinny-dipping in the Deep Water thread and being watched by a NonEntity?
*decides against it
GB : She's chillin'....

*wanders around the beach with several leis around his neck and a tall cool drink*

By the way, I met up with eatsmice and he wants all the lovely ladies to save him a dance...he'll get here as soon as he can.

*looks for a hula partner*

*Petunia arrives at the party quite late. Exhausted, she drops her crude basket of coconuts and bananas. Most everyone has consumed quite a few drinks by now*
Petunia: A party?! How fun! Just let me catch my breath a moment.
*Has a drink and puts on one of the grass skirts* How thoughtful this all is! *starts to hula dance with ox*

*drapes a handful of leis around Petunia's neck*

Nice break from the game!

I'll save myself for eatsmice....
*watches Petunia & Ox hula-dancing.
{thinks} I must tell Petunia to put her bra on the right way.

*alicat decides to leave camera behind and join the party.*

Hi alicat!
*hugs
*places lei around neck, hat on head and balloon on finger.
Plenty of food! Drinks too! Help yourself, though if you want a dance with eatsmice, get in line

Kiddo: Hel-lo everyone! Hi Tweetsie! *Hugs Tweetie and almost slips to the ground.*
whew...What is thiS drink called, by the way? woW. cuTe dress chrome. Peaceful! wha happened? thiS is a great patty, party.
Alicat, have we met?

*GB introduces Kiddo & alicat.
*kiddo takes alicats hand and dodges the lei that GB was just about to place around his neck.
Sorry, Kiddo, I forgot you were allergic to flowers......

Kiddo;~snif~ how'd did you know ? I muSt say, something
is making... me feel funny.
I suddenly...want to hul-la dance!

a low ha oy
la la dee doy
la da da dee dee la de da ~hula-dance song~

Petunia: Thanks for the dance, Ox! *kisses Ox's cheek* I think I'll rest for a little while so I can dance with eatsmice, too. *sits down next to Galaxy Babe, who whispers in her ear* Oh, thanks. How embarassing! *blushes and takes off her bra which is on backwards outside her shirt*

*Kiddo had never had vodka before, in fact, he had never drank before. He now lay sprawled out on the sand.*

*GB wanders over to Kiddo.
*looks down at his inebriated form.
Oh, well, good job he's not allergic to alcohol too! What a shame I forgot to bring my hangover cure, didn't think I'd need it, for THIS weekend! Sleep it off, dear Kiddo. I'm off to dance!
*grabs Petunia's hand and dashes back to the beach.

*giggles when GB tells her what Kiddo's doing on the ground*
Here *produces glowing blue bottle from behind her back*. I saved some of Zax's miracle hangover cure from one of the last parties...
Should fix everyone up, right as rain...