h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So do we go on, then?

By all means!

*As Kiddo sleeps he dreams*

*He's in a nice looking hut made of palm tree leaves and bamboo looking stuff. He has just built a time machine using coconuts, some palm tree leaves, and a pocket knife. Ox is sitting on the bed petting a snake.
Kiddo: I'm going to use this time machine to go back to before we came to this island.
Ox: Okay.
Then the skipper runs into the hut yelling "Little buddy! Little buddy! Little buddy!" Outside the hut a giant spider spits sand in everyone's hair.*

*Kiddo wakes up*

Kiddo: Whoa. What a strange dream.

* M.K stirs him from his fitful sleep with a manic grin on his face... *

You just wait until you venture the other side of the waterfall !!!

M.K*

*Kiddo sees an airplane fly over the island and drop something over the hilltops. He runs off and up the hill to see what it was*

*A bit latter he comes back with a package of food.*

Kiddo: Look guys! Food from above!


*Either that or no one gets the package and it parachutes down to the camp and they have it anyway.*

*At any rate, Kiddo has some breakfast and heads out for the forest.*

Kiddo: I have some big plans to do there! Now I must go catch up with myself.

* the delirium of picking up a local disease has assured Kiddo that he has just obtained a package, when he is still hopelessy lost in the Forest... *

* A large package attached to a parachute comes gently over the rocky horizon... *

*looks at Kiddo, looks at parachute, listens to moderator*

What the heck is going on now?

* As Ox takes a moment to hesitate the parachute sails out to the ocean... *

Kiddo: I'm not here. I'm lost and hallucinating in the forest.

*ox drags the kayak back to camp and puts the package in the hut*

We can use the parachute for at least a huge tent. Now to find Kiddo...

* The contents can be found at the Deep Water thread... *

*before leaving hut ox stashes the bounty so the chances of it being stolen could only be in the hands of hte gods*

* M.K rides up on his Quad bike... *

Well, I see you finally managed to get the parcel !!!

Have a good meal & I'll see you all later...

...Oh, and don't get stung by anything nasty whilst the crew is away !!!

M.K*

*waves at departimg MK*

Has M.K* gone?
Good.
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See you all there!!!

*wanders back*

Well, I had some time to myself. I went to a part of the island so remote that it doesn't even have a thread!

*waves to Chrome while busy choking down a zillion threads at once*

*Kiddo stumbles into camp*

Kiddo: I'm back. no need to worry. I found my way out of the forest by following a stream to the waterfall. i also found some very interesting purple berries if you want some. has anyone seen another me around here? I"m just trying to make sure i'm all together.
....

That's you all over, Kiddo! Dinner in hut from parachute consists of roast chicken, red and white wine and trifle. Save the serving platter-we can use it later!