h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* Peaceful, strolling along, singing a song... stops by.

Hi Kiddo, see, I'm not a lemur anymore. I've been revolved by Tweetie and Galaxy. But it's been hard on Tweetie, she's at the hospital tent... there doing everything it takes to survive - and have been so helpful.

Hope you like the Poco nuts. Bye for now.

* Some Cragis are so nice! she thinks to herself...

*DD wanders back fresh from the hospital tent*

Sorry guys I'm felling a lot better know what did I miss?

Guys?
Will I do, to give you an update? Or would you prefer a man?

I'd prefer a man

But you'll do GB.

I'll take that as a compliment, DD!
I don't know exactly how much you want updating on, but I'll try....
The first weekend, I threw a Party! as the Marshalls bugg.... off & we had a great time! We swam with dolphins...Tweetie met a wise Crab called Fred, I took a real shine to him, as he recited the most beautiful poetry....A pteradactyl attacked and there was a right battle, but they killed it & we barbequed the meat, I brought some sparkling wine and salad! FC got made an Archangel & Tweetie passed her exams...Oh, and there was a brief appearance by {whispers} GargleBlaster, although now he calls himself something else....er... Captain? Lieutenant? oh, I can't remember...some radioactive containers were washed up.....a drop-dead-gorgeous-babe got washed up from a shipwreck {she calls herself that!}, we have a new Marshall called sea....what was the other thing? OH, YES, Peaceful Earthling devolved into a Pink Lemur, but Tweetie & I managed to change her back...shame really, I mean, PE is lovely, if a little confused, but the Pink Lemur was something real special, if you know what I mean. Only me & Tweetie could understand her, which is understandable....
I think that's about it, DD,.....
DD?? *looks at DD's expression {it's glazed}....Huh, thought GB, I bet he's thinking, why did I ask????

Kiddo: A drop-dead-gorgeaous babe!? Where? When did this happen? Is she still here?

*DD is in screen save mode*

*flutter of wings
Kiddo....the ddgb is making a nuisance of herself at the hospital tent, she won't leave M.K* alone, much to FC's annoyance....

Nothing wrong with Kiddo's hormones, is there, DD?
What's the matter with you? Still weak from the malaria?
I hope you're running seti@home on your screen-saver.....

* Peaceful runs into the Cragi camp...!

Galaxy Babe! Why DID you take me to find Kes at the hospital tent??!!!! D'you know what I saw!

Guess you do. Being an angel + all that.

Somebody had better do something about that ...gorgeous babe character!!! She's wreaking havoc on the island - and she's just arrived!

I didn't mind Kes with you + Tweetie + Fashion Cat and whoever else... but! that gorgeous babe seems to mean business...
I think I have a headache!!!

* ... She runs off... sobbing

GB is gobsmacked....
What......???
What the....?
What the He.. ?
{Thinks better than to say THAT word}
*turns to DD
What's wrong with Peaceful? I could have sworn I just saw her swimming in the moonlight with Kes....oh....oops....
*runs after Peaceful
WAIT!
I didn't know! Please wait, Peaceful!

* M.K rides up on a mangled Quad-bike, he falls off the side... *

* He looks over at DD in 'screen-saver mode' & ROFL !!! *

* He mounts the Quad-bike, realises he is now on backwards & proceeds to kick the bike and stagger off into the distance... *

hehe... *knows exactly how to get DD out of screensaver mode, but decides to leave it for a more appropriate time!*

Well, the best way usually is to waggle the joystick...obviously

* This is an announcement from the other producers, we would like to dissassociate ourselves from any Carry On type comments the senior marshall might make at this time, he is obviously still suffering from a considerable knock on the head, and is not in his right frame of mind... *

M.K*

Oh, please!
Carry on with the Carry-On type comments!

* During the night this camp was buffeted by waves... *

* The exterior still remains, but most of the items within have been washed away in the heavy swell... *

*heavy swell*??? { I thought Hattie Jacques had passed away??}
Another Carry-On type reference, M.K*?