h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wanders along the beach barefoot*

ah the joys of living on a desert island, but not having to fend for yourself... I even was able to grab a quick dip before coming across to see you all...

*sits in front of the embers*

Hi, St.FC! Yes, there is a lot to be said for the primal life. I, for one, do not believe ALL gods are crazy...

*Petunia senses that something is not right about the note. She fears for Ox's safety and goes to find Ox and the others*

*waving both arms at Petunia from hillside*

*goes up hillside to Ox*
Petunia: Ox, be careful of eatsmice. I'm not sure that his/her/its intentions are good. Also, we better warn Superluminal Fruitloop.

Gee, Petunia...what makes you suspicious?

Kiddo: Morning everybody. I have several plans I thought of last night and I'm going to get started on them today. I'll be busy all over the island. Thanks for the food, I'll be off now.
Oh, before I do, does anyone know where I can find one of those cargo netting things?

Hi, Kiddo...isn't there still one at each camp?

Kiddo: So there is. Would it be OK if I borrow it? Thank you. See you all later then.
*Trots off to the peaceful bay*

Petunia: Um, well, there's really no delicate way to put this... there are some who might consider it perfectly normal to eat an ox, or a fruitloop. *shudders* Don't wish to alarm you, I just want you to be careful.

*sits at the top of the hill and begins to whittle a stick she picked up along the way*

gosh, the view from here is spectacular, you can see all the way down to the cove.... oh! look at the dolphins! arent they pretty?

*teleports others to top of hill* http://www.h2g2.com/F49657?thread=67282&post=508390

And fails as teleport boomerangs back to the beach.

Personally, I think we should get that shelter up before it's night .. again.

*Goes of to find some handy driftwood that would make a roof ... of sorts.*

*Kiddo Trots back to camp with the netting*

Kiddo: Hey. I'm through with this. I cought a fish. *holds us a two inch fish* Um, does anyone have a bra I can borrow?

Hmmm...can't help you there, buddy but a fish dinner sounds good...the fire's still going on the beach and I agree with Chrome about securing camp...I've been keeping a fire going on the hillside, too.

By the way, Kiddo *pulverizes seaweed*...try a bit of this paste on that sting you got in the bay...

*Teleports (yes, I can do that, I am an angel, and a reporter, and, err, so anyway) Kiddo to an unknown location somewhere on the island.*
Hello, I'm an official reporter and I'm going to interview about this, err, event.
How is this gruelling experience taking its tole on you and the other members of your team? Have you noticed any rips tearing deep into the inter-connected relationship of the group? Can I have some fish?

Kiddo: er...Are you talking to me?

*Grunting and straining, Chrome lifts a tree trunk to prop it against a large rock, forming the beginnings of a rudimentary shelter.*

It's not much, but once we get a few more of these up, we can cover them with palm leves, and then it'll keep the sun and rain off.

*he seems to have grown a lot hardier in the past few days. He frins, his teeth shining in the depths of his sunburnt face.*