h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Plays his virtual trumpet orchestra*

Dapa DAA ba DAA ba Dapa DAA ba DAA ba

Yeah ( or is it YO?)

*singing*

You can leeaavve your hat on!

Heh heh. You've heard it!

I haven´t got a hat
Bass: bo wump bummmmmmmm
So tell me what I am at.

Can I leave my cap on?

Horns: BA ba BAAAAA ba BA ba

I will leave the lot on...
*Engländer thinking he never realy liked the song, but there is something in that hornsection...*

*laughing*

For someone who never liked the song, it seems to me you've got the spirit down.

*I take a few more sips from my ale.*

*Engländer floats down the back to his guitar*

Badledoodlebaddledoodlebaddledoodleba

I am just a poor boy and my stories seldom told
I just wander my resistance for a pocket full of mumbles such are promises

Badledoodlebaddledoo---

All I suggset to the man that hears and disregards the rest.

baddledoodle baddle doodle

Hmhmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Baddle doodle baddle doodle

*Engländer thinks of how funny some lines are remembered if you have never known them correctly of by heart *

Lay la lay

Lay la la lay lay la lay

Lay la lay

baddle doodle

La la lay lay lay la lay

bada lay la lay.................

*trails off to go and look for the musicsheet...*

Ok, let me know if you know the words to this one.....

\\Better get Guiness to get me in the mood....\
"I met my love by the gasworks wall,
Dreamed a dream by the old canal,
I kissed my girl by the factory wall,
Dirty old town, dirty old town..."

*Schrumm, didldidldidl, SCHRUMM, didldidl, Schrumm, didldidl - dwang.

*Softly continures the song to herself*

In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade...

...lets hear a few more lines. Im not sure how this one goes....

*rummages through the piles of musicsheets and finds Simon and Garfunkle's The Boxer*

And he carries a reminder
Of every glove that laid him down
Or cut him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame
"I am leaving, I am leaving"
Though the fighter still remains

Hmmhmm hmmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm

Esgusodwch fi, mein herr, ena mbyra si'l vous plait.
Dankë.

Yes, sure, is it this?

|~|
|_|D

Hmmmmmmmm

*'nette collopses in a comfortable, multilingual heap*

*'nette collollopses in a comfortable, multilingual heap*

methinks your beer is repeating on me!

Yes, sure is it this?

|~|
|_|D

*'nette wakes with fluttering lashes*
Ooooh Engländer!

*faints again*

*Engländer in Panic!(I say, what´s that Don´t Panic good for in such a situation*

FIRST AID

CALAMITY

REANIMATION

another beer?