A Conversation for How to Learn to Speak Klingon

Pig Klingon

Post 1

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

OK, this is something I made up a year or two ago. It's a bit like Pig-Latin, but looks like, well, Klingon. It's also a bit more visual that Pig-Latin, which is more verbal.

You take a word, for example 'Thaumaturgical'
You then split it into it's component syllables..

Thau - mat - urg - ic - al

Then turn each syllable round..

Uaht - tam - gru - ci - la

Add apostrophies in the gaps..

Uaht'tam'gru'ci'la

Hey presto! Instant Klingon. All that remains is to bark it out in an aggressive roary voice. To make it look better you can give random words a capital letter.

Siht saw nehw eht tsrif Jam'ro dum'seld fo lag'ca'cit tsih'ro'y tes ni, htiw Tab'selt noc'nit'u'la'yl er--re'pu'gnit T'Nec'ru'sei fa'ret eht Si'seus
yeht Dah neeb thguof vo're dah pus'sob'De'ly neeb tes'delt!

Morf 'Os gnol Dna sknaht Rof lla eht hsif' yb Goud'sal da'sma


Pig Klingon

Post 2

Kubulai

cool, Like it.

kind of reminds be of a school friends secret language he called Doulfouble Dulfutch. you add LF after each vowel or combination of vowels, the repeat them and continue on with the word, he was pretty much fluent, some words get insteresting, Alfalfa for instance, as well as a few that come out sounding decidedly unsavoury


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Post 3

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Yeah, we had more-or-less exactly the same thing at our school, but our went LG

So, 'hello' became 'helegelologo'. Very confusing....


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