h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Yar] [silly voice] I LIKE PIE!!!!!

[Squall] [facepalming] Ugh, why do I put up with this??

[Yar] Because we haven't had /your/ plot yet.

[Squall] Why do I put up with /that/?

[Yar] Because of the [line of symmetry]|]yrtemmys fo enil[ eht fo esuaceB.

[Squall] Why do I put up with the other thing?

[Yar] Because you've got a REALLY cool weapon.

[Squall] [raising his gunblade] Good point.

[Yar] Eep. [runs away]

and it was all going so coherently too...

[Captain] What you say??

[Bomb] Zeeky boogy doog!

[Mechanic] Someone set up us the --

[Nuclear explosion, cutting off Mechanic in midword]

does he listen to a word we say do you think?

*shrugs* who knows?

Who listen to what? Sorry?

I say what it occurrs to me to say. More, I cannot say.

you ever seen Help?

Everything works two ways, the answer is blowing in the wind, and the true path to enlightenment is above the candy store on the second floor...

So let's have no more of this confused talk.

Hear, hear! And while we're at it, let's change our nicks to something with their original ones recognizable in them.

*wakes up with a jolt*

was that a plea from YK for less confusing behavior ?

*swoons*

No, don't worry.

It was me.

Oh, Thats good then.

[Cut to a Blah Guy (a stick figure) -- the Gleek Snag Zip guy -- wearing a potted plant on its head and the most ludicrous silly look on its face, holding a cannon to its head. The cannon fires, knocking its head off.]

*ouch*