h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good to have you om board!

My goodness, you're handy with the duct tape!

Thank you...it held my car together for about three months last year!

what happened after 3 months?

Evil Giraffe is back! And he's out for...uhm...the leaves that grow highest up in the trees, I guess.

*to Vestboy* Don't ask.

Who's Evil Giraffe?

Ah, Evil Giraffe. The incarnation of pure evil. No, it's too vicious for me to speak of. Vestboy can fill you in.

The horror! The horror!

Evil Giraffe?! Things are worse than I thought.
*Drinks from hip flask*
If I don't finish this amnesia potion, planted by those STUMPED deviants, soon I'll never remember anything.
Who are all you people?

Give me that! *moves to take flask from vestboy's hand, while looking for a convenient window to chuck it out of.*

*looks puzzled*
There's more to your problem solving skills than duct tape isn't there.

I hope so! *throws flask out window* Now, who's this Giraffe guy?

Evil Giraffe the the baddy with a laff.
He was the leader of STUMPED when you were just a twinkle in the H2G2 eye.

I see...

Isn't NYC Student in charge? There may be a power struggle that we can take advantage of...

STUMPED today is a shadow of it's former self as are we sadly. All is diminished

NYC, Corrupt + Kudos and sea are all still activeish.

And KL, if HE EVER RETURNS TO THE SCENE!

He has been neutralised NYC ...... we have a jar of lizardy bits somewhere on a shelf

I think there needs to be a good spot of fish slapping to build up the teams again.
Meanwhile could you fill me on on any special powers you have so I may know whom I am dealing with.

As for me you know I have "The Vest". Reaching from shoulders to shins - and beyond it is "the" masterpiece of scratchandsniffology (c)(tm)and bar and enables me to combine odours to combat evil or to promote good.

*Poses to show manful silhouette against the light coming in through the window with a flask shaped hole in it after Scandrea threw the stuff away*.

...that was pretty much it. Quick thinking. Although RD just gave me a nifty new gadget that I can break out during the next battle...

Vestboy, I started life in CHOPPERS as Uncle Heavy's bodyguard ..... don't ask what happened to him and how I came to be acting acting deputy leader it's all a bit misty you know

I have no secret powers as such but rely on my wits, physical prowess and a fabulous range of gadgets, technology and science.

That's cool. I'm looking for a sidekick who will have the name Slackpants. The person who can fulfill this role with have my underpant elastic gun and the vest string. A bit like spiderman's webby stuff for mobility and to use as a weapon. Slackpants, unfortunately is partially hampered byt he need to have one hand holding up the costume and prevent it from falling down at inopportune moments.

Yeah...good luck with that!

Oh, I also have a dog...er...actually a wolf. And I don't actually own him, he just keeps following me around. Come on in, Tracer!

*A silver smallish-for-his-species wolf with blue eyes and brown tufts of fur around the ears walks in. He gives Vestboy a weird look, and sits down next to Scandrea*

I hope it's OK he hangs out here with me.