h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What?! It was /I/ that fought her all this time! YOU came in the last minute, and you want credit?! Ha! You second-rate villianess...

*Struggles against her bonds*

"You'll NEVER capture Uncle Heavy! And you wouldn't have captured ME if you hadn't ganged up on me either!

Just you wait! All my superhero friends will come and save me, and YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!!!"

Just make sure you put the poetry beam somewhere it can be rescued too.

, or

*sea puts the poetry beam on a highly visible table near the door*

[sea] you think you're going to take credit for MY idea?! i think not! *to SMoB* it really WAS my idea, you know.

oh please. whenever YOU get an idea, it backfires horrendously.

*sea's eyes widen and her lower lip trembles*

[sea] *wavering voice* now why'd you have to go and bring THAT up?!

*sea bursts into tears and runs from the forum*



ohmygosh, i just realized we're holding a superhero hostage INSIDE THEIR SIGNUP FORUM!!!!! stupid, stupid, stupid! well, there's the obligatory flaw to our plan....

I wonder if this is something I can use?


"Please don't fight over me, I realise I was awfully hard to restrain. I'm sure it took both of you to get me tied up this way. Obviously you had to work together on this."

, or ... eyeing the poetry beam

[ooc]4 pages of back log in 4 hours? what the hell are you guys on?

good work! I'm glad you didn't need my help....

"Methinks I shouldn't have said that. " enters into NYC's mind as he spends the time waiting for a rescue party. NYC eventually gets rather bored and starts juggling knifes*

They probably would have. It took THREE of them in the end to best me

Hm, WHERE are those people who are supposed to be rescuing me?

*Struggles against her bonds in the superhero way*

Poetry Woman

HEY! it took only TWO of us to bring you down!

...and I should probably say something about it being pointless to struggle, but it looks so cute when you try...

Well, you know I was battling you and Happydude

AND DEFEATED HAPPYDUDE!!!

And then sea helped you capture me.

That makes three

*Struggles some more, but bravely doesn't call out for help*

Poetry Woman (looking for a Poetry Woman smiley)

you didn't defeat him. even WE can't defeat him. he just left.

and please stop struggling, it's distracting me...

*NYC accidently drops on of the knives, which lands on a floor an inch from his left foot*

*Edges over towards NYC's left foot and purloins the knife in that 'my bonds are tight, but there's just one way I can move my hands, and look, there's a knife within my reach' way that happens so often in movies*

*Shoves the knife out of NYC's visual range*

*Saws at her bonds*

*looks innocent*

Distracting you? From waiting for the rest of the good guys to arrive?

From being very very afraid????

Poetry Woman

just where did my knife go? and stop struggling!

"Your knife? How am I supposed to know where leave all your stuff? I'm not your mother."

*Sawing away, mutters "Thank Goodness"*

*Cuts herself a little, just enough for some showy bleeding, but not enough to alert NYC*

*Looks behind him*

"Hey what's that?"

*Frees herself, and runs for the poetry beam*

Poetry Woman

Oh no you don't!

*NYC runs for the poetry beam as well*

*sea re-enters the forum in a foul mood, then sees the commotion*

[sea] ack! how could you let her escape?!

*sea runs for the poetry beam as well*

*NYC dives for the poetry beam and smacks it along the floor to sea; Poetry Woman smacks into NYC and both fall over*

*sea catches the poetry beam*

[sea] haha! not so tough without your toy...

*sea looks at it, mildly interested*

[sea] hmm.... what does this button do? the one that says, "do not press under ANY circumstances"?

[A bolt of Psychic energy knocks the poetry beam out of Sea's hand. It goes flying, drawn by telekinesis, and lands in the hands of a female Mewtwo. All right, THE female Mewtwo. (The male one had fired that bolt of energy)]

[Mewtwo] }It does THAT!{

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