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Vestboy Posted Dec 21, 2004
*Radio announcement, with voice familiar to many TV Batman fans* A crisis has arisen here in Hootooville with shoppers being blighted with the "I really can't think of how to waste my money this Christmas." Virus. Shopkeepers are panic stricken as blighted shoppers stay at home and do constructive things with their offspring. WHAT CAN BE DONE?*
*Vestboy scratches stain on vest releasing powerful odour of mistletoe held above head and puckers up*
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Penny Whistle Posted Dec 22, 2004
Hmmmm....
*Listens to the radio with some interest*
This sounds like a job for credit cards. Quickly! The economy needs us!
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Vestboy Posted Dec 23, 2004
Credit Cards? Sent at Christmas to fill you with cheer?
This mistletoe doesn't seem to be working - maybe the batteries need changing.
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Vestboy Posted Dec 24, 2004
Fantastic!
*Rubs cheek on vest to store kiss stain.*
Now where's my rubber credit card?
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Penny Whistle Posted Dec 24, 2004
Rubber credit....never mind, as long as it's got the magnetic strip....
Let's see....think I'll buy a portable Dance Dance Revolution machine.
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Dec 24, 2004
*Shrugs in a Jewish sort of way (
whatever that would be)*
Ah well, you lot have a good holiday... wake me up when you're back. 
I'll be under the sofa.
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Penny Whistle Posted Dec 29, 2004
Sorry, didn't mean to leave you out of anything, pennywhistle. Except for the 12 Days Of Christmas people, we're pretty much done.
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Dec 30, 2004
Sorry, you were saying? 
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Dec 31, 2004
*the Dewey Demon returns to HQ and when he nears Vestboy, finds the latest stain-smell overpowering (despite it being a week or so old)*
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Vestboy Posted Dec 31, 2004
I always knew you had a soft spot for me.
I hope it's not a pile of compost at the bottom of the garden
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Vestboy Posted Dec 31, 2004
We celebrate the new year tonight. Do you mark it in Israel?
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Dec 31, 2004
I think most people do - every excuse to party and all that... I do know some people who object to it, but I don't really understand why. *shrug*
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Jan 1, 2005
Here's to a new year of Vaguely Villain-ish mischief! 
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Penny Whistle Posted Jan 1, 2005
I resolve to train more. Gotta fight that evil. Oh yeah.
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Jan 1, 2005
Well, these _are_ the training facilities... I guess I really should find my A-dial at some point, eh?
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Penny Whistle Posted Jan 2, 2005
Nah. You'll just use it to be vaguely villainous.
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Jan 3, 2005
Well, that's kinda the point, isn't it?
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- 221: Vestboy (Dec 21, 2004)
- 222: Penny Whistle (Dec 22, 2004)
- 223: Vestboy (Dec 23, 2004)
- 224: Scandrea (Dec 23, 2004)
- 225: Vestboy (Dec 24, 2004)
- 226: Penny Whistle (Dec 24, 2004)
- 227: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Dec 24, 2004)
- 228: Penny Whistle (Dec 29, 2004)
- 229: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Dec 30, 2004)
- 230: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (Dec 31, 2004)
- 231: Vestboy (Dec 31, 2004)
- 232: Vestboy (Dec 31, 2004)
- 233: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Dec 31, 2004)
- 234: Penny Whistle (Jan 1, 2005)
- 235: Vestboy (Jan 1, 2005)
- 236: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Jan 1, 2005)
- 237: Penny Whistle (Jan 1, 2005)
- 238: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Jan 1, 2005)
- 239: Penny Whistle (Jan 2, 2005)
- 240: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Jan 3, 2005)
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