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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 30, 2005
I'm not cheap or easy! Where do you get off calling your elder brother a harlot?!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 30, 2005
I challenge you to a duel!
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Anole Posted Nov 30, 2005
No! You would steal my attacks and pawn them, you little klepto kat!
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Nov 30, 2005
Did you just rip a page out of the book? 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 30, 2005
No,sorry. You must be mistaken.
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Nov 30, 2005
Then how do you explain this?
*produces the rule book, with a missing page and bearing EvilClaw's prints*
And this?
*produces paper airplane with EvilClaw's prints*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 30, 2005
Conspiracy. By nose goblins. *casually rips another page out of the rule book while saying this and folds into origami swan*
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Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart Posted Nov 30, 2005
*eats paper airplane and tries to suck on swan*
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Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart Posted Dec 1, 2005
*looks at ground and tries to saunter away from Mr. Blk* It was a mistake, honest. Anyway, now they can't prove we were trying to get rid of rules applying to us. Not that we were *shifty
look*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 1, 2005
... Could you eat the rest of the book before he recovers from the shock?
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Dec 1, 2005
That's it.
Out! All of you out! I won't be held responsible for my actions against book-vandalisers.
*the Dewey Demon begins to look rather red and appears to be bigger than he was before. A faint whiff of brimstone wafts through the area*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 1, 2005
Ah-ha! My year(s) as an altar boy have taught me how to deal with this!
.... 
ARRG! Demon!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 1, 2005
*splashes holy water at him*
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Dec 1, 2005
*wonders where EvilClaw got holy water from*
My cause is righteous! Those who defile books must face wrath ans judgement!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 1, 2005
Holy water is very easy to obtain. You just get normal water and then use a knife to pontificate it.
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Dec 2, 2005
Are you sorry for hurting the book?
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