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can I have pitch 101 please?
Thank you

Welcome to the campsite. Yes, you may have Pitch 101. You have been added to the Happy Campers list. Do you need some help setting up a tent?

Welcome indeedy. Somebody must have posted a link somewhere accessible, because we're getting an influx of new campers. Have you taken over the duties of coordinator, Evangeline?

Ohh, I'd love a hand setting up my tent, thanks . I have never been able to get the hang of putting them up!

You just get this pole, and put it here and *snap!*
Oops...

*carries in a bag of camping supplies: Duct tape, bandages, and a spare tent pole...among other things*

Would this pole fit? If not, maybe we can use the duct tape.

Bob, this link explains why I'm editing the Campsite page: F88125?thread=217256

Any way I can help? I just pitched my tent here recently and Evangeline was a great help so she has good credentials! Otherwise I can offer you a and , pitching tents is hard work.

Ohh I would love a cup of . Ohh, this fresh county air is good for you, have a sniff. Ahh I feel better already.

Here you go

*hands Miss Typoa flask of home made hot toddy*

Get that down you, I promise it'll help! Have you got enough blankets and stuff?



Get Well soon! If there's anything I can do to help just let me know.

*leaves, leaving behind, always good if you're feeling under the weather!*

Ahh, you come bearing , I like you!
Ta for the hot toddy, It will make me better in no time.
Lucky I have a warm, waterproof tent.
Mind you at least I get out of college.

*leaves a large thermos of very warm soup*
::note attached to thermos::
Hope you feel better soon.

Evangeline

*Turns up late to help mend tend*

Hmmm, reminds me of a Venture camp when we returned after a night on the town, and a mate fell on my nice dome tent snapping the poled into several different pieces. Follows on me, being the only one sober enough to do anything about it, spending about 2 hours in the rain at 3 in the morning, splinting broken poles with spare pegs and duct tape.

There was a silver lining, the mate and the guy who was pushing him around both gave me some money towards it, and I was going to buy a new tent anyway after this camp!!!

How are you feeling, Miss typo? Feel any better yet? Chest infections can be a real b*****r to get rid of, my mum gets them every winter without fail, so I'm quite good at coping with them now. Anyway, here's some and some more hot toddy to keep you busy while you languish in bed watching daytime TV and getting out of college!

Napnod

I am feeling a bit better now, thanks for asking.
I won't do soon though as I have to catch up with everything I have missed from college. I am actually looking forward to going back. If I end up watching Trisha once more, I think I will go insane.