A Conversation for The Campsite

Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch

Post 241

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*looks around in time to see the trailer thundering towards him, lays down and prays to god*


Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch

Post 242

Evangeline

*shoves Cal out of the way of the trailer*

You really should find a better place to snooze. smiley - winkeye


Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch

Post 243

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*blinks*


Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch

Post 244

Evangeline

What should we do about the trailer?


Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch

Post 245

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

apply the breaks?


Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch

Post 246

Evangeline

smiley - ok Go on then, apply the brakes.


Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch

Post 247

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*sighs, gets up, grabs the polimite out of his pocket, does some large calculations, presses a couple of buttons, goes back in time and applies the breaks before the trailer start to roll back down the hill, does some smaller calculations and sits back down just as you're saying 'Go on then, apply the brakes.'


Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch

Post 248

Evangeline

*notices the trailer is standing still*

smiley - erm never mind


Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch

Post 249

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*raises his eyebrow*

Cheese sandwich?


Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch

Post 250

Evangeline

Yes, please.

*looks at the trailer for a moment*


Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch

Post 251

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*passes you a sandwich*

whats the matter?


Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch

Post 252

Evangeline

Thank you. I don't know, just sort of ... nothing, I guess.


Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch

Post 253

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

ok

*pours you some tea*


of course the next thing is to get the thing up


Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch

Post 254

Evangeline

Thank you.

*sips tea*

So, how do we set up the trailer tent?


Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch

Post 255

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*blinks* you don't have instructions?


Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch

Post 256

Evangeline

I didn't know there was a trailer tent, let alone instructions for a trailer tent.


Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch

Post 257

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

oh well this is going to be fun then


Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch

Post 258

Evangeline

Care to define 'fun'?


Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch

Post 259

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

it'll give us both a huge headache and there'll be lots of shouting


Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch

Post 260

Evangeline

We call that an 'experience'.

Should we take the paracetamol first then?


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