A Conversation for the h2g2 Space-Farer's Cantina
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ox Posted Oct 24, 2000
*grumble snit mumble*
And by mineral water I would presume you mean a glass of sink water with a rock in it...certainly not the expensive bottled kind!
I'd better keep off the alcohol, anyway. Anything could happen at any time...
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Peter aka Krans Posted Oct 26, 2000
Yeah... you know how random things are around here... 
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Peter aka Krans Posted Oct 28, 2000
Luckily! If they weren't can't you just imagine the chaos?
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Peter aka Krans Posted Nov 3, 2000
[Once again, everyone lapses into silence for a week...]
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Peter aka Krans Posted Nov 3, 2000
Hear me, all ye bounty hunters!
One of Njan and my shipments of illegal weapons, including a transcendentally-layered multi-phasic beam aligner, has gone missing, and we need someone to go and find it for us... any offers? Lowest bid wins the job...
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Peter aka Krans Posted Dec 2, 2000
Hi again! Njan and I are heading off on a new job to get our shipments back... feel free to have a drink and follow our progress
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Peter aka Krans Posted Dec 6, 2000
Yes, you do that... anyway, somethings come up, and it looks like we might not be going for a while yet... 
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njan (afh) Posted Dec 6, 2000
Yes. Possible militarisation of the cantina. Can you handle a plasma rifle, Ox?
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Peter aka Krans Posted Dec 6, 2000
Hmm. Vortex grenades?
You may have to report to the armoury...
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Doikk Natz Posted Dec 7, 2000
the armoury...
...yes...
...that sounds right for vortx grenades or, for that matter, any other type of nasty and illegal weapons from what I heard!
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Peter aka Krans Posted Dec 7, 2000
Well... we do legal weapons too... but they aren't as much fun 
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ox Posted Dec 14, 2000
If you give me any loaded weapon I can bring down anything. The only problem is I don't have any mercy once I start shooting, but what the heck. It's better than cleaning up the Cantina and snoozing in the corner.
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njan (afh) Posted Dec 14, 2000
alrighty. Have a Plasma rifle. *hands px one*
There's also the small matter of a suit... kit yourself with one of the ones from the armoury. The ex-culture ones are the best. There's a sidearm for you as well.. you have the choice of a laser pistol, a plasma handgun (not advised) or something less technological (personally, I got for this option). Here are some vortex grenades. Oh, and a terminal pen.
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Peter aka Krans Posted Dec 16, 2000
And most importantly...
HAVE FUN!!
(...no...actually I meant "don't waste your ammo"...)
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njan (afh) Posted Dec 19, 2000
waste? Ammo? No such thing!... Either it's well-used shooting at things, you're havng fun firing it into the air, or you're being cheeky and malicious and firing it at your teammate's foot.
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