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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Started conversation Sep 30, 2001
hello, i'm from the copyright standards, erm, people and i'd like you to cast your mind back to a page created way back in the spring of 99. now sadly unavailable but still alive in the memories of, quite possibly, more than one person. A similar service to this was offered in the so called 'scapegoat for the universe' page written by one 'jenny' later known as 'jenny and fred the cheese'. if you were not aware of this then hey weird, you came up with the same idea completely independently! but even so i think you should include me as a scapegoat NOW! to make up for any injuries to my person.
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Ming Mang Posted Sep 30, 2001
You did??
Scary... 
Well, I'm very sorry, I'll go make you a Scapegoat now... sorry Jen...
When it comes back out of moderation (or you log in as Jenny and Fred the Cheese and reactivate it) I'll link to it. 
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Sep 30, 2001
no, i can't be arsed to rehash all that html, also i don't know how. are you going tonight to kylies?
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Sep 30, 2001
what time is it do you know? do come, will be foolish if you never turn up to social events. life is brilliant lalala. how did you know it was me?
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Ming Mang Posted Sep 30, 2001
7-9 I think.
I knew it was you because you are probably the only person who will tell me about your old scapegoat thingy, and be called good plan. And I read the other conversation on your page... 
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Sep 30, 2001
*mutter mutter* i'm going offline now.
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Sep 30, 2001
and there was me trying not to be offensive.
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Sep 30, 2001
as in like a sow? interesting.
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Oct 1, 2001
ming, you are nothing like a sow, more like a gerbil, or an apple.
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Ming Mang Posted Oct 1, 2001
If you say so. Currently rather a depressed apple gerbil though.
Dad's redundant.
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Oct 1, 2001
:O! oh dear. i forget his line of work, will it be difficult to find a further position?
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Ming Mang Posted Oct 1, 2001
Computer hardware and software design engineer. I don't know, but the last two times it took ages... the job before the one he's just lost he had to take, even having been told that the company would probably not even last a year. It lasted 18 months, then it took him ages to find this one.
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Oct 1, 2001
*expresses sympathy* do not worry, you are brilliant and can survive anything life throws at you.
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Ming Mang Posted Oct 1, 2001
I can cope. I just don't want mum and dad getting overly stressed about money, they've had to enough already. And Jill and Heather don't really remember how bad it was last time, probably best if they never know? I dunno...
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Oct 1, 2001
eee gad, was that you showing concern for your sisters? if you ever need any help, someone to talk to etc. i am here.
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Ming Mang Posted Oct 1, 2001
Yeah, strange what life does to you isn't it?
Anyway, I have to go now, not allowed online after eleven. 
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