A Conversation for H2G2 Scapegoat Service

Oi You!

Post 1

The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo

Oi You! Yes I mean you. You!!!

Why doen't anybody visit my website? Well, why? Wots your explanation? Come on, come on, I haven't got all night.

I've been here 2 weeks and nobody except a coupla nice ACEs have ever visited! What do I do to get any friends round here? AND I'VE ALREADY HAD AN ARGUMENT WITH THYE MODS!

And why doesn't anyone like my POETRY!!!smiley - grr

Now why's that? And what have you ever done for me, you nasty little scapegoat you. Come on, come on, I can't wait around all night, It's not as if I've got nothing else to do.

YES I HAVE! I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE TO DO! Why not! Why are you stopping people bein nice to me! smiley - wah



Oi You!

Post 2

The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo


And why did I spell The as Thye! Anyone can spell The! It must have been you. You're always makin' me make mistakes!!!smiley - steam


Oi You!

Post 3

The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo


Oi you, you're late already. What's the use of a scapegoat WHO ISN'T REALLY THERE?

Just wait, I bet 6 of them will come along together...



Oi You!

Post 4

The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo


And why did I say website when I meant HOME PAGE?(see first posting)

Who's fault was that?

Why are you tucked up in bed instead of answering all me

problems!!?smiley - wah How selfish can you get?


I get better service from rail timetable enquiries than I get from you!




Oi You!

Post 5

The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo




An' why doesn't anyone ever reply to anything I post? smiley - wah



Oi You!

Post 6

Ming Mang

I'm sorry!! I'm really really sorry, it's all entirely my fault, I'm really sorry, I should know not to go to sleep by now, I really am sorry, it's all my fault. It'll never happen again.
I'm terribly sorry, really I am...

¦M¦


Oi You!

Post 7

The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo



Are you REALLY really really sorry? Or are you just makin' it up to appease me?smiley - grr



Oi You!

Post 8

Ming Mang

I AM really really really sorry... most terribly sorry... although it is my job here to attempt to appease you... but I'm not making anything up. It really is my fault, and I'm very sorry for it...

¦M¦


Oi You!

Post 9

The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo



Ah, s'okay really. Don' worry about it,

No prob.,


H. smiley - smiley




Oi You!

Post 10

Ming Mang

Oh good. smiley - smiley

If you need to vent your frustration again, please feel free too. smiley - smiley

¦M¦


Oi You!

Post 11

HHH (The Scapegoat Service is at A368057)

Sorry I'm late,

I must say it is all my fault. I was too busy saying bad things about your poetry to everyone so they won't like it (I did it because I was jelous), and then I was working on preventing people fromposting to your page and preventing them from replying to you.

When I decided to come and sabotage your keyboard so the the won't be the at all, I asked ming mang to take the blame for a while, so I can do my final evil deed and confuse you about the concept of homepages and websites.

All I have to say is that I'm guilty and am sorry smiley - sadface

HHH


Oi You!

Post 12

The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo



So! It was another conspiracy all the time! ONE OF THE THINGS I HATE IS THAT PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS PLOTTING AGAINST ME!smiley - cdouble

and you ARE bloody late!


An' you let me let Ming off the hook when she was jus' pretending!


WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF THEN ???smiley - grr


H.


Oi You!

Post 13

Ming Mang

I'm sorry, but it really is my fault, I put HHH up to it. I'm sorry, really I am... but I feel obliged to tell you that there is a conspiracy to make people think there are conspiracies.. and I thought that one up, I'm really sorry...

¦M¦


Oi You!

Post 14

The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo


You're obviously just concerned with protecting each other. WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY PROTECT ME E.G. FROM THE LIKE S OF YOU????????smiley - grr


Hullabaloo


(it rhymes so I must be right).


Oi You!

Post 15

Ming Mang

I'm sorry, that's what we should be doing, really I'm sorry, I'll try to do so, but I'm really really sorry...

|M|


Oi You!

Post 16

The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo


s'okay.smiley - smiley


H.


Oi You!

Post 17

Ming Mang

Oh good. smiley - smiley
Well, if you need to vent some more frustration at any point in time, go ahead. smiley - smiley

¦M¦


Oi You!

Post 18

good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589)

would now be a bad time to admit that everything is in fact my fault?


Oi You!

Post 19

Ming Mang

Yes.

¦M¦


Oi You!

Post 20

good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589)

well, in that case i won't.


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