A Conversation for H2G2 Scapegoat Service
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The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo Started conversation Sep 28, 2001
Oi You! Yes I mean you. You!!!
Why doen't anybody visit my website? Well, why? Wots your explanation? Come on, come on, I haven't got all night.
I've been here 2 weeks and nobody except a coupla nice ACEs have ever visited! What do I do to get any friends round here? AND I'VE ALREADY HAD AN ARGUMENT WITH THYE MODS!
And why doesn't anyone like my POETRY!!!
Now why's that? And what have you ever done for me, you nasty little scapegoat you. Come on, come on, I can't wait around all night, It's not as if I've got nothing else to do.
YES I HAVE! I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE TO DO! Why not! Why are you stopping people bein nice to me!
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The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo Posted Sep 28, 2001
And why did I spell The as Thye! Anyone can spell The! It must have been you. You're always makin' me make mistakes!!!
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The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo Posted Sep 28, 2001
Oi you, you're late already. What's the use of a scapegoat WHO ISN'T REALLY THERE?
Just wait, I bet 6 of them will come along together...
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The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo Posted Sep 28, 2001
And why did I say website when I meant HOME PAGE?(see first posting)
Who's fault was that?
Why are you tucked up in bed instead of answering all me
problems!!? How selfish can you get?
I get better service from rail timetable enquiries than I get from you!
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Ming Mang Posted Sep 29, 2001
I'm sorry!! I'm really really sorry, it's all entirely my fault, I'm really sorry, I should know not to go to sleep by now, I really am sorry, it's all my fault. It'll never happen again.
I'm terribly sorry, really I am...
¦M¦
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Ming Mang Posted Sep 29, 2001
I AM really really really sorry... most terribly sorry... although it is my job here to attempt to appease you... but I'm not making anything up. It really is my fault, and I'm very sorry for it...
¦M¦
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HHH (The Scapegoat Service is at A368057) Posted Oct 3, 2001
Sorry I'm late,
I must say it is all my fault. I was too busy saying bad things about your poetry to everyone so they won't like it (I did it because I was jelous), and then I was working on preventing people fromposting to your page and preventing them from replying to you.
When I decided to come and sabotage your keyboard so the the won't be the at all, I asked ming mang to take the blame for a while, so I can do my final evil deed and confuse you about the concept of homepages and websites.
All I have to say is that I'm guilty and am sorry
HHH
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The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo Posted Oct 3, 2001
So! It was another conspiracy all the time! ONE OF THE THINGS I HATE IS THAT PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS PLOTTING AGAINST ME!
and you ARE bloody late!
An' you let me let Ming off the hook when she was jus' pretending!
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF THEN ???
H.
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Ming Mang Posted Oct 3, 2001
I'm sorry, but it really is my fault, I put HHH up to it. I'm sorry, really I am... but I feel obliged to tell you that there is a conspiracy to make people think there are conspiracies.. and I thought that one up, I'm really sorry...
¦M¦
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The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo Posted Oct 4, 2001
You're obviously just concerned with protecting each other. WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY PROTECT ME E.G. FROM THE LIKE S OF YOU????????
Hullabaloo
(it rhymes so I must be right).
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Ming Mang Posted Oct 4, 2001
I'm sorry, that's what we should be doing, really I'm sorry, I'll try to do so, but I'm really really sorry...
|M|
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Nov 26, 2001
would now be a bad time to admit that everything is in fact my fault?
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good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) Posted Nov 26, 2001
well, in that case i won't.
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- 2: The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo (Sep 28, 2001)
- 3: The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo (Sep 28, 2001)
- 4: The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo (Sep 28, 2001)
- 5: The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo (Sep 29, 2001)
- 6: Ming Mang (Sep 29, 2001)
- 7: The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo (Sep 29, 2001)
- 8: Ming Mang (Sep 29, 2001)
- 9: The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo (Sep 29, 2001)
- 10: Ming Mang (Sep 29, 2001)
- 11: HHH (The Scapegoat Service is at A368057) (Oct 3, 2001)
- 12: The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo (Oct 3, 2001)
- 13: Ming Mang (Oct 3, 2001)
- 14: The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo (Oct 4, 2001)
- 15: Ming Mang (Oct 4, 2001)
- 16: The Artist formerly known as Hullabaloo (Oct 4, 2001)
- 17: Ming Mang (Oct 4, 2001)
- 18: good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) (Nov 26, 2001)
- 19: Ming Mang (Nov 26, 2001)
- 20: good plan (not a member of the denial club at A638589) (Nov 26, 2001)
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