A Conversation for H2G2 Scapegoat Service
HHH
HHH (The Scapegoat Service is at A368057) Started conversation Aug 11, 2001
I'll be an excelent scapegoat,
I'm completely useless, do everything wrong, a typical male that does it all in a typical male way (completely wrong of course), I state the obvious over and over and am never usefull. Also, I repear myself a lot and I can't ever get it right.
(Also don't know how to spell)
HHH
P.S. - I'm also verry much not suacidal, so I can withstand serious scapegoating 
HHH
HHH (The Scapegoat Service is at A368057) Posted Aug 11, 2001
Oh, and I do the P.S. on the wrong side of my signiture (which I don't know how to spell).
HHH
HHH
Ming Mang Posted Aug 11, 2001
Now are you sure you can cope with being blamed for anything and everything? And being able to answer for it all?
It's not very easy - just sort of easy... 
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HHH
HHH (The Scapegoat Service is at A368057) Posted Aug 12, 2001
Actually it's all my foult, I'm sorry it's not easy on you to be a scapegoat, but now I'm here and the blame can be directed at the (eleged)source of the problem.
Sign me up 
HHH
P.S. We do need a goat smiley.
HHH
Ming Mang Posted Aug 12, 2001
Excellent!! 
You'll be an asset to the... errmm... there isn't a team... tot he Service! And asset to the Service!
You are now a scapegoat! Your misfortune starts here.
Don't forget to subscribe to the whole forum so you'll be notified of new complaints.
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HHH
HHH (The Scapegoat Service is at A368057) Posted Aug 20, 2001
Seems like no one needs us 
Well, we can balme each other of things in the meantime. In fact, I think It's your fault no one comes here and uses the service!
So Be It!
HHH
HHH
Ming Mang Posted Aug 20, 2001
Yes, it is entirely my fault, I'm very sorry, and I doubt I can even stop it happeneing, I realy am very very sorry about this...
Well, people very rarely come across the Service. Recently it was in Abi's Activities, I think, and there was a sudden influx of people. But usually there is only one person in something like three or four months. Very quiet really.
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HHH
HHH (The Scapegoat Service is at A368057) Posted Aug 20, 2001
I'm taking on the advertisement bit, I'll be the "Scapegoat Service Marketing Devision".
I think our moto will be "Share your guilt and enjoy"
HHH
HHH
HHH (The Scapegoat Service is at A368057) Posted Aug 20, 2001
I'm taking on the advertisement bit, I'll be the "Scapegoat Service Marketing Devision".
I think our moto will be "Share your guilt and enjoy"
HHH
HHH
Ming Mang Posted Aug 20, 2001
Go ahead, but the 'share' part of the motto - it doesn't really sound right. Nothing's being shared...
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HHH
HHH (The Scapegoat Service is at A368057) Posted Aug 21, 2001
It was a joke motto - "Share and enjoy" - The Sirius Cybernetics Marketing Devision Motto in the HHGTTG...
Nevermind.
I'll go see what I can do in the advertisement of the place.
HHH
HHH
Ming Mang Posted Aug 21, 2001
I realised that, but... it just didn't sound right. And of course, I have a Sweet Shop on h2g2 ( http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A362882 ) whose motto is "(Share) and Enjoy!" so having two mottos based on it just doesn't seem right to me.
But, as you say, never mind. Good luck with the advertising!
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- 1: HHH (The Scapegoat Service is at A368057) (Aug 11, 2001)
- 2: HHH (The Scapegoat Service is at A368057) (Aug 11, 2001)
- 3: Ming Mang (Aug 11, 2001)
- 4: Caine the Fallen Angel (Aug 11, 2001)
- 5: Ming Mang (Aug 11, 2001)
- 6: HHH (The Scapegoat Service is at A368057) (Aug 12, 2001)
- 7: Ming Mang (Aug 12, 2001)
- 8: HHH (The Scapegoat Service is at A368057) (Aug 13, 2001)
- 9: Ming Mang (Aug 13, 2001)
- 10: HHH (The Scapegoat Service is at A368057) (Aug 20, 2001)
- 11: Ming Mang (Aug 20, 2001)
- 12: HHH (The Scapegoat Service is at A368057) (Aug 20, 2001)
- 13: HHH (The Scapegoat Service is at A368057) (Aug 20, 2001)
- 14: Ming Mang (Aug 20, 2001)
- 15: HHH (The Scapegoat Service is at A368057) (Aug 21, 2001)
- 16: Ming Mang (Aug 21, 2001)
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