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PhilFogg Started conversation Jul 8, 2001
Okay, enough of this!!!
I've had it!!
You! Yeah, YOU! You wanna tell me something?!
Just why the hell is it I'm always too late on my goddamn exams? And why is it I've never, ever turned in one single paper on time??
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Ming Mang Posted Jul 9, 2001
Errr... errmmm... I'm sorry... it's my fault entirely... I'm most terribly sorry...
¦M¦
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PhilFogg Posted Jul 10, 2001
Ahhhhh, I knew it had to be *somebody's* fault...
Thank God it didn't turn out to be me!
Now, tell me: who in the world made Dubya prez?
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Ming Mang Posted Jul 10, 2001
I'm glad you feel better. 
And I don't think even I can take the blame for that one! That has to go to the great american public... 
¦M¦
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PhilFogg Posted Jul 11, 2001
Well, you see, that's the whole point: it *doesn't* go to the great american public - they DIDN'T ELECT HIM!!!
Someone's got to be responsible...
But if it isn't you, who else could it be, I wonder...
Couldn't you at least act as if you were to blame?
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Ming Mang Posted Jul 11, 2001
Ooh, good point. It was just the americans then... a governemtn conspiracy! That's what it is!!
Well I could, but it would be difficult... it's a big thing and I'm not sure I could, really...
¦M¦
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PhilFogg Posted Jul 11, 2001
Well... why not?
It's just a scapegoat I'm looking for, that's all - I mean, please, I NEED to BLAME SOMEONE!!!!!
I understand it's a big thing, but... just imagine you'll tackle this one - anything else will seem like kid's play!
There, we'll help each other!
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Ming Mang Posted Jul 12, 2001
Well... now you've put it like that... I'll give it a go anyway.
Go ahead and blame me, and we'll see how I do.
¦M¦
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PhilFogg Posted Jul 14, 2001
Okay, let's see if this works:
*loud,intimidating, booming voice*
Hey! Hey, you!!
That's right, YOU - the kid with the glasses!
I wanna know how that Texan ever made it north of Mason-Dixon!!
...What's that? Don't get smart now! Okay, maybe not quite north, but close enough, too damn close for my taste!!
You better have a good excuse for this, or else...!!
So, how's that?
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Ming Mang Posted Jul 16, 2001
Errmmm... errmmm... I don't know, I'm very sorry... it's probably my fault though... I'm really very sorry...
How am I doing?
¦M¦
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PhilFogg Posted Jul 27, 2001
You're doing well!
Too well as a matter of fact... Are you sure you have nothing to do with this (outside your function as scapegoat, I mean..)
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PhilFogg Posted Jul 27, 2001
Well, you know... just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out there to get you!
Actually, it's just that you're doing so well as a scapegoat... so well in fact I'd just like to know this:
WHY HAVE I JUST RUN OUT OF BEER?????? 
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Ming Mang Posted Jul 27, 2001
Paranoid? Who said I was paranoid?? Who knows that??
*starts getting really paranoid... *
I... I... I don't know... but it's definately my fault, I'm terribly sorry, I really am...
¦M¦
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- 3: PhilFogg (Jul 10, 2001)
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- 5: PhilFogg (Jul 11, 2001)
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