h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Until he was attacked and badly by a polar bear

Can we have more smileys please Duck Ohh and on the game its good.

there you go Nik

The Polar Bear returned to the Artic Explorer Theme Pub and bought all his friends a bottle of and a meal of seal in a basket.

Although, the Arctic preferred a bit of moss and a few early flowering weeds to the seal'n'chips. He did drink the bubbly tho.....

and grabbed a from the kebab shop on the way home.

Unfortunately the didn't run at this time of night

As he was a bit peckish he nipped into a caff for some.

And a wee to wash it down with! "My, my" said the bunny, "I'm becoming a right fat................"

as the bunny started his long walk home, he became slow and sleepy because of all the fat, as he slooooowly waddled down the street he caught the attentions of a .................

The rabbit was sooo fat the cat thought she was .

So she decided to buy them both a drink to see if that helped.

*as a complete aside and not a follow on post, Jimster moved this game into the games room too so there are two versions of it going around. Duck, silly people in there can't read your instructions and are doing it all WRONG!!! You wanna go sort them out? I can't cos that LW bloke thinks I hate him as it is!!!*

The drink didn't make them so they decided to try and......

have a food fight instead. The rabbit threw a at the cat,

And the was mighty p*ssed off that his food was been wasted

so he threw an egg at them all and it broke and a fell out

he was so shocked that he needed to eat some to calm his nerves!

The Cat and the rabbit were mightily amused by the mess they had created, and went for a celebratory