h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okey cokey folksies

I have our brand new game to play, it’s a combination of the story game and the alphabet game with smileys thrown in!

Ok rules

There are 196 smileys (I bloody well know cos I just had to put em all in order) I will post 20ish at a time as they appear in alphabetical order.

Each post must contain ONLY 1 smiley!

Each post must follow on logically (well as close as us lot get to logical in here)

Your post may be as short or as long as you like

You may leave an obvious link to the next smiley or leave the next person to really think about it!

Have fun peoples!

ok who is gonna start us off?

not me i'm going

for the Duck and her new game!

*boot to the noggin for mean old logicus tracticus philosophicus*

*whispers to C, thats not the start of a story ffs! it's a fiction not about us! otherwise others can't join in*

let us begin our tale

the room is dark and somebody is walking down a corridoor, in the distance a rumble like thunder can be heard. the footsteps quicken and soon reach a door. as the door is opened quickly a loud roar of can b heard and the still unidentified stranger is standing in a theatre....................

can we have the rules again please? Call me a bit thick an' all that but..........

Have you seen our <./>GamesRoom</.>?

suddenly he spots something glimering on the floor. He looks down at the object, picks it up and discovers that it is ...

oh right, I'm getting it now....

Deaks, post next paragraph using the next smiley on list

ok?

jimster i have seen it but i can't even get my 6 mates to play! this was the tester! doesn't seem to be working tho

.........now he had enough to buy an so he or she headed for the local Public House, on the way there..........

he accidently bumped into an alien. "Sorry alien", he said. The alien did an

I can move this game over there if you like - see if other people might want to join in

So the unidentified man thumped the alien. As he fell to the floor, the alien gave an and said "thats the best way to say hello where I come from" So the man carried on into the pub.....

where he ordered a pint of beer...

and dropped some on the floor where a friendly came and sucked it up.......

the ant sucked up so much beer that someone said "Oi, look at that ant - what a pish !!!"

The local captured the moment on canvas and exhibited his masterpiece at the Tate Modern

go on - lower the tone 3D