h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ooooh, yuck!

I only has snakes in the garden but they're the long, black constrictors so don't bite!

Only constictors?
Oh.
That's all right then!

Just cos I can, I'm posting here.

Bit pointless really, but hey, who said life had to have a purpose?



Hmm, seeing that smiley, I suddenly really fancy a doner kebab with 'everything on it'!

Not a freaking chance in Cyprus (chicken breast kebabs are very nice but not like a bit of roast dog when you need it!)

I could pop up the road and get you one but I can't help but think it would be more than usually manky by the time it gets to you!

Do you have gyros? I've never worked out quite where they're from.

Hmm, you can get chicken or pork gyros here but they're made with layers of the whole meat so you get bits of chicken skin and fat in it, same with the pork.

I just fancy a really nice doner kebab shaved off the big stick!

Then again, we're only about 10 miles from the Green Line! Bet I could find a decent Turkish kebab up North!!

Start walking now!!
The hotel I'm staying in has a little greek place on the corner which does takeaway gyros. God for soaking up some beer between parties!

So el, spill on the holiday! Did you lick?

Say what now?

I've been staring at that sentence for about 4 days now, and I still have no idea what it means or what I meant. I had indulged in the vinho tinto a bit too much that night. Freudian slip?

Did you have a nice time and drink Grasshoppers at least? You could have licked them or not...

No Grasshoppers I'm afraid, I'm a beer kinda gal. It was v.v.v.v.hot and lots of fun. Good music, great food and I only got burned once. That's what you get for standing on the neutral ground for too long because the streetcars were held up by filming! Oh, the glamour.

497 unread posts!

What's everyone talking about NOW? Do I need to pay a visit to the playground?

I'm loving Putz-meisters at the moment. What are you all loving?

Don't know where everybody has disappeared to to be honest.

Loving ginger cookies
Not loving the demise of the coffee maker
No idea what putz-meisters is/are.

Hello.
*waves*

It's one of these:

http://www.putzmeister.de/cps/rde/xchg/SID-3C6E00FC-1239AC6B/pm_online/hs.xsl/552_ENU_HTML.htm

Cool, aren't they?

Does this place still exist???

Looking back it was November 9th 2007 when i last posted - that's only 5 months!! .

I'm bored at work and having exhausted the normal websites I thought i'd visit here - if questioned i just claim its a bbc website so that's all okay!!

So all this people sunning themselves in exotic places eh??? Its ok for some!!

So in the last 5 months or so all i've managed is to be dumped by long-term girlfriend (of 5 years) , move house all of 6 miles (when I say move i mean move as in from council-rented to privately-rented - roll on this houseprice crash!!! ), and go through a complete re-organisation at work which means that nobody knows what they are doing or why they are doing it!!!

Ah well, such is life!!

or anyone??

Got a?

Hello, no idea where everybody is but if they're all using this place as a last resort too........ Bad Morty!

Oops,!!

Tis not a last resort, it's more like Blackpool in the winter. You know it'll be tacky and quiet but you really wanna buy that 'kiss me quick' hat!

pretty ! I'll have 2 please!

I havetoo, any takers?

We don't do coffee, or tea, in this house. I do like cakes though.

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Thank god today is nearly over. I think there has been a pillock convention on some sort of coach party outing in town!