h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Morning all. I have compiled a list from the confidential customer database of all the people who need a slap. I have their addresses, who's with me?

Battle? Did someone mention a battle?


I'm in!

*collects sharp pointy sticks with which to poke people*

I'll pack some sandwiches for the trip, Cheddar with apple chutney, and chocolate cherry brownies for after.

*Peruses list*

Who we doin' first?

*Sharpens broadsword*

This guy shouted at me on Tuesday. I say we start by chopping his fingers and toes off.

slowly

Okay, I'm geared up and ready... let's go rampage the day care center, then afterwards we can gather at my home, hang out around the pool, and drink margueritas while chowing down on carne asada.

Thanks for your support CCC! How's Duck doing? Give her my regards!

Were y'all able to see the photos?

PS, the Sun's lead 3 games to 2, in a best of 7 series. For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, it means to win the series they have to win 4 games. So, if the Suns win tonight, they will go to the semi-finals. It they lose, then they travel back to LA for the tie-breaker.

Rampage? Rampage did I hear some one mention a rampage!

*rummages around in cupboard for suitable attire and bluntish weapons to assist in inflicting more pain*

oh, btw I could bring along a couple of attack/patrol dogs to launch in first and generally live those who have offended up a bit before we really lay the mayhem on!

*munching beignets while I'm supposed to be cleaning*

I like the way you think. Let's murderize 'em.

Ermi - Dogs! What a great idea. You are sooooo smart. I'm sure we could pick some up....

Beignets, yummy.

Yep, cept I now have icing sugar allllll over my clothes! I'm going to have to buy something white to wear next time I make these.

Well, you are supposed to be cleaning... maybe now would be a good time to pop over to the clothe store and pick something up. It really does defeat the purpose of cleaning if you yourself are dirty.

Teri,

We don't need to pick some up, I literally have 4 of them! All GSD and very ferocious (but so would you be if you had knackered hips and were trained to chase people down)

I reckon two should be enough to liven things up.

Brill Photos Teri

We had fun! Both Pat and I really enjoyed CCC and Duck - they were a blast. Duck has a personality as big as Texas!

I think we had worked that one out Teri!

Could do with her in here

deader than a dead thing as she would say

Great photos. Liked the ones in the oxygen bar. Very healthy, except for the cans of beer!

How tall is Pat?

BLIMEY IT'S DEADER THAN A DEAD THING IN HERE!

RAMPAGE ANYBODY?

*GOES TO FRIDGE AND GETS SOME CHEESE, OLIVES AND EXPLOSIVES*

OI WHO STOLE MY DIAMOND AXE OFF THE WALL? *WILL KILL SMILEY*

I’LL JUST SIT HERE AND EAT STUFF TILL YOU ALL COME BACK TO WORK

AND YES I’M KNOW I’M SHOUTING BUT MY CAPS LOCKS IS BUSTED, IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT, TOUGH!