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Frog Jokes

Q: Why are frogs so happy?

A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Q: What happens when two frogs collide?

A: They get tongue tied!

Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?

A: Unhoppy.

Q: What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?

A: A rubbit!

Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?

A: He liked a good croak and dagger.

Q: What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?

A: It got toad!!

Q: What's green green green green green?

A: A frog rolling down a hill

Q: What is a frog's favorite game?

A: Croaket

Q: What did the frog order at McDonalds?

A: French flies and a diet Croak

Q: Why did the frog say meow?

A: He was learning a foreign language.

Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?

A: He needed a "hopperation" !

Q: What is the thirstiest frog in the world?

A: The one who drinks Canada Dry!

Q: How deep can a frog go?

A: Knee-deep Knee-deep!

Q: What do stylish frogs wear?

A: Jumpsuits!

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?

A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

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