A Conversation for Anti-Ironing of Clothes Campaign
Where do I sign up?
Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Started conversation Jun 15, 2000
Hey, yeah, like, y'know. I'm lazy and all that, and I hate ironing my clothes. If I want to get anything flat, I just sleep on it. DOWN WITH THE IRON.
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 24, 2000
*grins*
If you want me to create a Supporters list, then 100% of the people in this forum want me to create it, so due to popular demand, I will... 
You just need to say so...
And otherwise, just state more or less what you did state, to join...
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Peregrin Posted Jun 27, 2000
Hey, I'll join up! Being a presidential candidate, I'm one of the laziest people known to mankind.
I tried ironing my shirt once, but it didn't work anyway. So I just go to work all crumpled, I don't really care what anyone thinks!
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Ming Mang Posted Jul 2, 2000
*grins*
Have you visited the Ministry of Silly Campaigns, perchance?
If you haven't, it's at http://www.h2g2.com/A360721 and I think you'd like it...
Do you want a Supporters list?
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Peregrin Posted Jul 9, 2000
Yup, I've been, thanks!
I think there ought to be a new campaign, for lazy people. I'd start it up myself, but it's too much effort.
Supporters list? Yeah, go on . As long as I don't have to iron it.
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Ming Mang Posted Jul 15, 2000
*grins*
I noticed! ()
Yeah? What would it be called? I'll set it up for you!
*grins again*
OK! No you don't. I shan't either, even if it needs it.
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Peregrin Posted Jul 15, 2000
How about a 'Voter Apathy Party'? That's from Futurama, a supreb cartoon from the maker of The Simpsons. Basically you join if you can't be bothered to vote. But they don't accept members who can be bothered to join anything or show any enthusiasm, so it's a catch-22 situation.
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Ming Mang Posted Jul 17, 2000
*sobs* I've never seen anything of Futurama. I really like the Simpsons, but I haven't had the chance to see anything of Futurama...
Sounds good to me! Or, more relevant, 'Campaign to Support Those who are Too Lazy to Support Campaigns' ? Which will do more or less exactly the same thing, but won't be breaking copyright laws...
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Peregrin Posted Jul 17, 2000
Sounds like a spam email I got a while ago - it went something like:
'If you hate spam emails, send this message to everyone you know.'
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Ming Mang Posted Jul 19, 2000
Yeah? I'm going to have to start one like that! What a retarded mind that came up with that! Amazing!
But, the point is, what do you think of the Campaign title?
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 19, 2000
I never ever iron. I don't own an iron, nor a ironing board, I have ironed before, but came to the conclusion that it didn't achieve anuthing, so now I am 100% ironless, and never intend to iron again.
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Ming Mang Posted Jul 27, 2000
*grins happily*
Shall I create a Supproters List then?
Peregrin, what do you think to the title?
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The Fish Posted Aug 5, 2000
Well to me it sound like a very lazy idea! 
And a good one
I've tried ironing in the past, but whenever I tried the "so called steam" thing it always just spat at me, or made my shirts wet and have funny white marks...
So I gave up and now use the highly effective method of just dumping all my clothes on the floor to flatten them, it also makes a good assault cousre!
So I say "Ban all Irons!" they are a complete waste of time, and totally pointless in a classless society.
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Ming Mang Posted Dec 30, 2000
Oh, absolutely!! I agree with you TheFish! Sorry to hear about your steam iron disasters. And I'm really sorry I failed to reply to you.
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- 1: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (Jun 15, 2000)
- 2: Ming Mang (Jun 24, 2000)
- 3: Peregrin (Jun 27, 2000)
- 4: Ming Mang (Jul 2, 2000)
- 5: Peregrin (Jul 9, 2000)
- 6: Ming Mang (Jul 15, 2000)
- 7: Peregrin (Jul 15, 2000)
- 8: Ming Mang (Jul 17, 2000)
- 9: Peregrin (Jul 17, 2000)
- 10: Ming Mang (Jul 19, 2000)
- 11: Bluebottle (Jul 19, 2000)
- 12: Ming Mang (Jul 27, 2000)
- 13: The Fish (Aug 5, 2000)
- 14: Ming Mang (Dec 30, 2000)
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