h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No Gin! I was better off with spam!

*Jumps in*

Spam is FAR better than Gin...!

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*Swims up and down the pool. Since the pool is 12 miles long this takes a few hours. Is totally exhausted and crawls out to collapse in a lounge chair. Pulls her towel up over her and falls asleep.*

hello all! *slips down the water slide* whoa boy that almost hurt

Hello all!
*Plots to get even with PP....*
So, what are you up to E. Vibenstein?

*pushes the water cannon back in, whistling innocently*
Oh, nothing. And certainly not having a water fight over in my journal, oh no, that would be right out.

Yes of course, E.V. No-one would ever imagine that you'd do anything like that at all!

*trying to look harmless while hiding a water cannon under a towel*

*waiting*

*still waiting*

*evil grin*

*soaks BB!*

*BB is getting soaked.*
Looks like everyone is ganging up on me, thanks Hannah.
*Looks very upset, but has a sneaky grin and soaks Hannah back*
Got ya!

*being very, very wet*

*looking at the water slide, feeling dizzy*

I think I'm the first person in the world having virtual fear of heights.

*decides to soak BB again*

*soaks BB again*

I've never had a fear of heights - no matter how high up I am I am not afraid of being high.
It's just the looking down and seeing how far below everything is that I'm scared of. But I'm not scared of heights - it's just the depths below the heights that are scary. As long as there is a perfectly good floor below and I can't see a depth, I'm happy at any height.

*Goes to slide to prove it, but won't go near the depth below the highest diving board*

Hm... Normal clothes, you say, Ming?

*wonders if he should check if E does the same as Ming... Briefly wonders if he's doing the same... Decides he'll wait with checking... *

*feels a little worried about Ming and BB plotting against him... *

*wishes E would slide down after all so he can, too, and get to the water cannons... *

*wishes there were water cannons up here so he wouldn't feel so defenseless... *

*notices a bucket of water & pours it down over BB*

*jumps in fully clothed to avoid getting soaked by anyone else*
*realises he hasn't thought this through very well*

[sits back, relaxes, has a glass of lemonade, and gets landed on by Vibenstein]

Whoops-a-daisy... sorry Mew!

~Now~ this is getting unfair. Everyone seems to be ganging up on BB!

*soaks absolutely everyone thoroughly*

*finally manages to soak herself using cannon*

*grins in a wet way*


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Well he did seem to want us all to come over here.

This is the first time I have been here, and what is this about no swimming costumes? Does that mean that I can't wear my kilt?

Is eating ice-cream allowed in inside swimming pools?

*eating ice-cream*