h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

H2G2 Waterworks has a swimming pool, for all those who enjoy drinking chlorine and the other poolside services. There are waterslides, wave machines, rapids, fountains, waterguns, showers, hottub, diving boards..! So if you want a swim, and not at the beach, why not come to the Swimming Pool?

*In the last thread, Bluebottle was about to become an æreoplane.*

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Yay! First one in!

*dives in cleanly, much to her surprise, and sprints a couple of lengths whilst she still has the pool to herself*

*Is the first one to soak VIP with a water cannon*
Ha! Revenge!

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*posts, bookmarking the new thread*

"*floats lazily in*", i mean.

*notes BB's title* two whole months?! you're very brave.

*turns arrow-shaped*
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I'm not brave - just wet and without a computer. At the moment the h2g2 addiction's too much and I've logged in at an internet cafe, just in time to run to the diving board...

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Yay! I'm losing my access at the end of this week what an I going to do??

Use Switch?
(Very bad Credit card joke....)

Hmmm... You could resort to internet cafes, but they cost a bomb. The one I use, "Internet Exchange" has locations in Oxford and on the M40, my member card tells me...

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I have no money. And my dad's access is so slow it can't cope with h2g2 properly. What am a going to dooooo, BB, what am I going to do???

*walks in and look for swiming pool*
Just decided to have a swim and then here's a lake of VIP tears all over... I can't see a swimming pool anymore!!!

Don't worry VIPpy - you'll find way I'm sure

I'm sorry! It's just the though of losing you guys... .

But it'll be okay. How about a race, C?

You with me?
We already figured out how slow you are, haven't we?
Or you trained? LOL

It's gonna be alright, babe. You'll find a way...

I'm trained alright... No fitness but plenty 'o technique... 100m backstroke 1:17... not bad?

\Actually, no, my PB's 1:15, come to think of it...

Good, I'm actually not a very good swimmer
You'll beat me

Yay! I can beat C at something!!

*jumps around for a little while*

I hope you don't mind.

Nah, I don't.
*Jumps around with VIPpy*
I thought you could bit me in lots of things...

*jumps in swimming pool and starts swimming*
*speeds up faster and faster*
*somehow manages not to crash into the walls*
*somehow manages to crask into a crocodile*
sorry!

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