h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Lets gun draw in backwash*
*Fires out a ELE (extinction level event) type tidal wave that somehow only affects teh pool by making people very wet, the rest of the word survives (as does the pool) unharmed, there is no backwash; the pool needs to be re-filled!*

~Skenvoy

Well, everyone seems to be thoroughly soaked now, so what's the point of continuing with a fight?

¦M¦

Dunno... truce? (for a while)

~Skenvoy

*climbs out from the shrub behind his water cannon, looking very wet, very covered in soil and...*

How did this seaweed get in my hair?

*looks at himself*

Skenvoy! I'm gonna need a shower now!

*seems that Auroch still hasn't realised what the 'Logout' button does*

*Aims watercannon and fires on his fellow Guru, Robert*
Take that, nasty seaweed! No polluting this pool!

What do you lot mean "What's the point of a water fight"? It's fun!

<BB<

(what do you mean, can't click the logout button! It's your fault for forgetting to tell me !)

*is the actual one covered in seaweed, etc.*

Oh well, that saved a trip to the showerroom .

*walks back to his 'cannon and aims + fires on Bluebottle instead, having decided that Skenvoy's got wet enough from the autofiring *

*Quickly gets soaked, but somehow manages to aim at Auroch as well.*
Take two bottles into the shower? No need; Take That!

<BB<

*turns dial on water cannon down a bit and then dives into the pool. Swims to the bottom looking for a large plug.* (but not intending to do anythign with it)

~Skenvoy

*notices Skenvoy finding and prodding at the plug*
Uh-oh... last time anyone removed that a large dragon was sucked into the plug-hole...
*removes herself from being anywhere near the pool*

¦M¦

*swims away from plug now looking for giant tap; wheres the hot water tap here anyway?*

~Skenvoy

*squirts BB*

¦M¦

You always pick on me!
*Squirts Ming back, whilst having a word with the plummer to prevent the hot tap from being turned on and over-filling the pool with boiling, scalding water.*

<BB<

I do not! I've spent most of the previous threads helping you because everyone else picks on you!

¦M¦

That's true....

Although you did bully me all through "Swimming Pool's III-V"
*Squirts Ming back, knowing that he picks on her as much as she picks on him, he just complains louder *

<BB<

We've had this conversation before somewhere, I'm sure we have...

Pah!
*runs round all the water cannons, rigging them all to squirt BB at the same time*

¦M¦

Ming Hates me!
I'll never forgive you, not even if you talk to me in conversations in the waterworks that you're not in!
*Runs to the waterslide*

<BB<

BB thinks I hate him!

*runs to shallow end*

¦M¦

*Slides down the slide and has so much fun in creating the TIDAL WAVE that he forgets all about Ming hating him.*

<BB<

*gets soaked by tidal waves, so runs for waterslides*
*creates another tidal wave, soaks BB (and everyone else), and forgets about BB thinking he's hated *

¦M¦