h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

2nd paragraph...doesn't anyone know that "UFO" stands for Unidentified Flying Objects? Do they fly? Unidentified? Come to think of it, are the objects?

Well, the sewers are so large that there are flying and non-flying, identified and non-identified objects and non-objects UFOs in them somewhere. It is all down to the infinite variation of life in a sewer principal.

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if its a UFO havnt u therefore identified it makin it an IFO (identified flyin object) that is if it actually flyin etc

It isn't actually identified as they haven't been seen, but the sewers are known to contain an infinitly large number of unusual items and creatures, including saucer-shaped devices that fly. Probability wise, therefore, there are unidentified flying objects in the sewers as no-one has identified whether the flying saucers are, in fact, UFOs or not.

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how bout unapppreciated floating objects?

what needs to happen is to send some people down there to 1) identify and 2) appreciate the objects depending on what the objects/creatures/whatever are