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Yo' Momma's so fat...
The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Started conversation Sep 18, 2000
that after sex I roll over twice and I'm still on the b***h
I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot
she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out
she scraped her leg and gravy poured out
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Yo' Momma's so fat...
The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Oct 26, 2000
She has more chins than the Chinese phone book
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JOTD: You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
Yo' Momma's so fat...
James Casey Posted Dec 12, 2000
Thanks - they're going up right away. Sorry about the delay - I've been AWOL for a while.
Yo' Momma's so fat...
Aurora Posted Dec 17, 2000
"...when she went for a swim the tidal wave wiped out the whole of America"
That comes from a very sick friend of mine, who happens to be the under-18 gymnastics champion of Britain (and Bolivia, for some strange reason)
~~A~~ 
Yo' Momma's so fat...
Kaaron Kozilover Posted Feb 2, 2002
when she rubbes her legs together you can smell bacon
Yo' Momma's so fat...
Gnomon - time to move on Posted Apr 4, 2002
.. it takes ten men to lift her, five abreast.
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Yo' Momma's so fat...
- 1: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Sep 18, 2000)
- 2: Bluebottle (Oct 9, 2000)
- 3: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Oct 26, 2000)
- 4: James Casey (Dec 12, 2000)
- 5: Aurora (Dec 17, 2000)
- 6: Kaaron Kozilover (Feb 2, 2002)
- 7: Gnomon - time to move on (Apr 4, 2002)
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