Also known as 'My mother-in-law / wife / husband...' etc.
Why not be extremely funky and suggest some for the list?
Here we go, then:
Your mother's sooooo fat...
...when she went swimming, she got harpooned.
...her belt size is 'Equator'.
...the Moon has started to orbit her instead.
...they've had to declare her a separate continent.
...she was Jabba the Hutt's stunt double.
...they used her as a mould for the Millennium Dome.
...that after sex I roll over twice and I'm still on the b***h
...I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot
...she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out
...she scraped her leg and gravy poured out
...She has more chins than the Chinese phone book
...when she went for a swim the tidal wave wiped out the whole of America
Thanks to...The Jester, Aurora
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