Your Mother's so fat...

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Also known as 'My mother-in-law / wife / husband...' etc.

Why not be extremely funky and suggest some for the list?

Here we go, then:

Your mother's sooooo fat...

...when she went swimming, she got harpooned.

...her belt size is 'Equator'.

...the Moon has started to orbit her instead.

...they've had to declare her a separate continent.

...she was Jabba the Hutt's stunt double.

...they used her as a mould for the Millennium Dome.

...that after sex I roll over twice and I'm still on the b***h

...I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot

...she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out

...she scraped her leg and gravy poured out

...She has more chins than the Chinese phone book

...when she went for a swim the tidal wave wiped out the whole of America

Without whom...

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