A Conversation for Your Mother's so fat...

A few for ya

Post 1


...she jumped in the air and got stuck.
...last time she went to the beach, Greenpeace pushed her back in.
...last time she went swimming at the beach, someone landed a jet on her.
...when she laughs, gravy comes out of her nose.
...it takes her three trips to haul a**.

I know more 'Yo Mamma' jokes, but these were the only fat ones I could contrubute.

smiley - cheers

A few for ya

Post 2

ImmuneToConcequences - But I dont wanna go to school today

your mammas so fat

...when obi wan saw her he said 'thats no moon, its your mamma!'

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