h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*DD dons hard hat and sits at bar, expectantly*

*DE joins him*

No lemonade either.

You know how student bars are cheaper than their more conventionally run counterparts? And that the F&F gives free drinks? Does this mean that this place actually pays you to drink here?

Well when the dringks finally arrive anyway

Good thinking DE.

*Dreams of maintaining an alcoholic stuper here, when the drinks finally arrive*

*Dreams of the drinks finally arriving*

*rolls in keg of Guinness and plonks down 3 glasses and a suitcase of used fivers*

There we go. Cheers!

*DD cracks open the keg*

Ah.

*Places beer mat over so no dust or plaster falls into it*

*Carries in a large bottle of Lemonade*

Here you go DE.

Ta Menza, this is a bit more like it

Well I couldn't have the regulars running dry. I'd watch the plaster dust by the way.

*Pulls beer mat and straw from pocket, pokes straw through centre of beermat and places mat over glass*

Sorted

Well done, now I wonder if they need a new barman to run this place.

Moonlighting are you? I thought you had a new job

Well there would have to be more that one Barman here, cos I can't be in all day.

And I won't be about for a bit either.

I think my online time may be a bit eratic for the next few weeks though.

Really? Is ths from arranging to move for the new job?

Yes. Although I do have some leads from letting agents, I still have to actually move. Luckily I'm only moving about 50 miles away so it won't take too long on the road.

And it's easier to get back home than it was when you were at uni if you get fed up of cooking for yourself