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*Turns around, and taps his companion's shoulder, and gestures to get down. They hide behind a boulder and watch, P-90s at the ready, and Nuge loads a Naquida clip, just in case*


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*The stun bomb detonates, the jaffa hang back to see the effect.*

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/\/ Kronenberg, can you see anything/\/

/\/No sir, dense cover./\

Okay Nuge when they appear lay down some heavy with fire and we'll see how they take it.

*Grips his rifle tighter* ~into radio~ "Yessir". <<<I'm up ahead, as you recall, so we'll say you said that into the radio! >>>

< my mistake>

/\/Okay I'm going looking for somewhere to snipe from/\/

*LeRue Stands up and makes a dash for some higher ground, as he runs a single blast rings out from the direction of the Jaffa*

*LeRue quickly limps back*

/\/ Nuge I've been shot... in the arse... in the Arse!/\/

< Oh how embarrasing >

*The jaffa grins slightly. That wasn't what he had been aiming for, but the effect was satisfactory.*

*Bolts from four, maybe five, staff weapons in the same area wail toward Nuge on one side and LeRue's team on the other.*

/\/ Its only a flesh wound... one shot, four holes, It's bleeding a bit, If it gets worse I'm heading back to the gate, I wont lose my rectum... even for the colonel/\/

/\/OK, sir. I suggest we regroup, These damn Jaffa'll destroy more than your arse if we dont counterattack soon... DUCK!!!\/\ *A Jaffa behind LeRue stands up and aims... <<>>*

*Ducks down and wheels around with his knife, knocks the staff weapon aside, and sticks his fighting knife up through his stomach the jaffa*

/\/Okay lets meet up back at that ridge we passed a few minutes ago/\/

/\/ Wel done, LeRue! I can see a further three Jaffa approaching you from the south through the scrub. I have a clear shot at 'em./\/ *aims at them, awaiting the order to fire*

/\/Hit one, let the others scurry home and we will have some Idea where the rest are now/\/

*opens fire with glee, hitting one in the chest, and two others in the side. One falls, bleeding but aliva and the other, as expected, runs off* \/\ LeRue, We have one down but alive. One dead. One has scurried off to the North-East, I'll keep you posted on that one\/\

/\/Allright I'm going to get to higher ground and help us get back to a more defensable position/\/

*Points at one of the men*

Storoad you're my spotter, Sgt Pinkella your to take command of fire team under Nuge's orders.

*Breaks away and heads for higher ground*