h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the two other commandos scramble for cover twenty yards outside the hanger, heading towards the gate*

*fretts takes out his radio and talks to the SG6 men*

Situations cooled guys, go back and warm up the gate we'll be back shortly.

*puts radio back*

Major AkronU, shall we head back?

*More clanking Jaffa footsteps are heard*

*turns to the major*

Nothing ever goes smoothly, just once it would be nice for everything to fall into place exactly as it's suposed to.

You may wish to take your gun out now major.

*Fretts checks his ammo clip, takes out a grenade and a detonater*

When I say go, run to Rutherford and Houghs position. Clear?

*checks his own weapon*

Like I said, you're in charge. But if you need a little covering fire I'd be happy to provide it. It's the least I can do considering the Go'uld hospitality.

*A staff weapon blast whizzes over AkronU's head and explodes behind him*

*the other two commandos open fire from the other side of the jaffa*

*the major takes the pin out of a grenade*

Cover me when you reach Hough.

*flings the grenade*

*loud explosion in the midst of the jaffa, the major turns and opens fire on them*

Go-go, now, run now.

*Jaffa Bodies fly in all directions, the remaining Jaffa continue to fire*

Wait, wait. Stay put.

*the Major returns fire, then ducks behind the doorway*

Actualy Major running for it might not work so well.

*fires again*

Don't suppose you know how to fly one of these things?

*empties his clip as supressing fire*

Cover me

*looks to Fretts for the signal*

*signals*

*begins hoofing it towards the nearest glider trying to think small*

*ducks out and picks off another jaffa, ducks back and feels the thump of staff weapons against the hanger wall*

Major I suggest you getting one of those things operational. We're about to be inundated with jaffa 'visiters'.

*takes out his radio*

Rutherford, Hough. Start falling back to the gate. Me and the Major are gonna travel 'par avion'.

*vaults into the cockpit and begins the startup sequence*

Thirty seconds Major

*glider initializes and begins to hover*

*swings the glider around and begins firing on the Jaffa*

saddle up Fretts its time to head for the homestead

*the major rips a small black box of the underside and climbs in beside AkronU*

Thank you for flying 'Air Jaffa', todays journey should take aproximaly fifty to sixty seconds. And if you look out the starboard window you can see about thirty jaffa firing staff weapons at us.

*pulls out his detonater*

Major lets not engage the enemy, we'll be expecting two or three times that amount shortly.

*smiles*

In that case make sure your tray tables are in the full upright position and hold on to something

*closes the canopy and pushes the throttle to the stops causing the glider to burst into the air*

ETA to the stargate thirty seconds

*Rutherford and Hough arrive back at the stargate. The commandos dial up and await the majors. The SG6 personal form a circle and hold back the advancing jaffa*

*Fretts pushes the button*

*swoops the glider around the gate making a rough landing next to the gate*

Sorry, this baby's a little harder to handle than the simulator.

*opens the canopy and hops out*

*The Jaffa continue to fire and the whine of a death glider is heard in the distance*

*theres a large bang and an explosion that rips the top of the hanger off, the glider , the major jumps out the glider and flings the bomb he detached earlier into the cockpit*

*shouts*

Everybody through the gate. You first Major, cmon.

*provides cover fire*