h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you're a bit dangerous with that thing....
*puts her hand on red's stomach and heals it*
i hope that works....

(Volrath Smiles Evily)

So... Can I Hire Her?

I'm Into S.
Not S&M, Just S. I Like Them NOT Enjoying Themselves.
I Also Torture Anything, For That Matter.

(Old Joke: I'm Into Barnyard, Flaggulation, And Necrophilia. Am I Just Flogging A Dead Horse?)

*sea looks rather insulted*

[sea] this isn't a whorehouse. i'm not a prostitute, thank you. and if you even tried that, i'd kick your butt. easily.

[evillene] and i'd help.

I Was Joking, You Fool. I Just Like Torture As A Form Of Fun.
I Am Sadistic. Simple.
I'm Very Sorry If You're Insulted, I Was Trying For Humour. Now, I'll Just Sit In The Corner.

*sea raises an eyebrow and regards volrath with suspicion*

[sea] allright, then. if you say so. and come out of the corner. you're making me nervous...

*evillene regards volrath with contempt*

[sea] guess what, redfish!!! your apprenticeship is finished. you may now choose a sith name...

usually, the name is a word that starts with "in" but has been shortened. (ie. darth (in)solent, darth (in)corrigible, darth (in)sidious... etc etc.)

Darth (In) Vader, Darth (In)Law, Darth (In) Maul...

Ah. Houston, Nous Avons Un Petit Problem.

[sea] it's (shopping) maul. hahaha. darth corrigible told me that one when i became a sith...

Thanks for healing my stomach. By the way, maybe we should just add that verbs are also good to use as Sith names? I'm thinking of errecting a Sith training centre on Planet X. I suppose I should take an apprenticeship first...

[sea] a good idea... the knowledge of how to use the Force to your advantage is often helpful...