h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I would enjoy Easter if I could afford to! Hopefully the relatives with have the sense to send £ instead of eggs, much more useful!
Sounds like I could be doing with some of your home-made stuff, though I'm not much of a spirits person. I prefer something I can sit down and take my time over (even though I'm one of the faster drinkers out of my mates ) and goes down nice and easy. I'm very into my ale, though if that's not available then a pint of bitter does just as well!
Do you like absinthe? Sounds like your sort of thing.

KeA, RtL and MoP are the only Metallica albums worth having, though I think Master of Puppets is overrated. And Justice For All is boring, the Black album is too wimpy (and if I ever have to listen to Enter Sandman again I will shoot somebody!) and the rest just sucks. I think by now though you understand that I'd be never if I never had to listen to another Metallica song again

Goth stuff like Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir I'm not really into. Cradle of Filth used to be fairly popular round this neck of the woods but I've got bored of that kinda thing now. I can't stand those people who try and dress up like members of the band every day...actually, some of them are alright, but most of them do my head in. Especially the fat ugly obnoxious girls amongst them
Black Metal I am quite partial too. Like all kinda of music (except ones I don't like ) some of it is good and some is bad, but with BM you get lots of bands that are apparently 'kvlt' and 'tr00' because nobody has ever heard of them - turns out they're crap! I recommend checking out Ad Hominem, Bathory, Burzum, Dark Funeral, Dissection, Gehennah, Gontyna Kry, Moonblood, Nifelheim...Gehennah I think you'd probably like a lot like Venom and a bit like Motorhead, with classic songs such as P**s Off I'm Drinking, Psycho Slut, Bitch With A Bullet Belt, Beat That Poser Down, I F**ked Your Mum and We Love Alcohol

As far as Economics go...you learn to appreciate doss subjects like that All my History and half my Geography lessons are like that, suits me fine!

Get slaughtered this weekend boyo

Roger!

What's absinthe?
That home-made shit made me really sick. I didn't even get hammered, only a bit..... how shall I put this. Not quite drunk.
I had nothing to mix the spirit with, so I puked most of the shit up again. I don't have the stomake for that shit!
If I'm going out tonight, I'm going to really mix it, with fanta exotic, I think.

I never really liked Black album my self, and I'm to sick of enter sandman!

Gotta go! I think my pizza is burning!

cheerio and all that !

Absinthe is 80% strength spirit - at least the proper stuff with woodsomething in it is. Most of the stuff you get in the supermarkets is apparently only 60% or so, not that you really notice the difference. It's green and tastes of aniseed. If you water it down and add melted sugar to it (there's a slightly fancy way of doing it) it goes down real easy. If you drink it straight it blows your balls off one of my mates used to have a fixation for it, one time we were up another guy's house and he'd drunk so much he was hallucinating. He thought a coke can had eyes and was staring at him, and that his dog collar was a snake. We also managed to convince him that his legs had been cut off

Over here if you're not quite drunk we called it "tipsy" or "merry", and if you're not planning on drinking any more than that it's "wimpy"
Bad luck with the puking. That can be quite embaressing, though blokes usually find a way of making it sound macho

Stay Metal boyo!

Yeah..... it was embarresing.

And you know that pizza I was talking about....?
It's called a "big one", an american pan pizza, and guess what?! I almost ate it all. And then I found out about this party.......
I was so completely stuffed....
I poared myself a real drink ! And another! And.......
But I had problems with getting it all down the hatch, I was so completely stuffed.
When I finally manadged to get drunk, all the others were getting sober!!!!!

But everything was really cool, and really great! God, we partied! I was screaming "swords in the wind" and girls were telling me to shut up....

By the way.... That Absinthe stuff sounds great!

Death to false metal! Party on! Happy easter and all that!

lmmfaao!!! Girls + alc definately do not mix, unless they're the ones drinking closest I think I've had to that sort of thing is talking to a mate about my Burzum video, with this girl at the side anxious to get involved in the conversation but not having a clue what was going on, bless. That's the best I can remember from recently-ish. Most of the time they either end up bored or getting molested...

Always good to go out drinking on a full stomach. But not is you puke up baked beans afterwards...

Well, I'm off in a bit. My mate's got a new caravan and it needs to be given a lived-in feel. 'ave a good one boyo...

I dissegree. Girls and alchole mixes perfectly. A party isn't a party without girls!!!!!
It's like pepper & salt!

It's not good to go out drinking when you are totally full (after eating 7/8 of a "big one"!).

Have a nice time in the caravan.

Later I'm going to get waisted.

Cheers mate! I have to run now, to fetch a pizza from the owen.

Hey man, like I say, the girls have gotta be the ones drinking! Otherwise they can be a bit annoying and require effort to take advantage of...much rather have an easy time of one collapsing into your lap and nature taking its course from there.

I forgot I even went to the caravan until I came back here. Everything's a bit of a blur now. Suits me fine.

'ave a good one!

I didn't burn my pizza this time !

Anyway, I do agree with you. The best time to be around girls is when their drunk, because unlike me, they tend to shut up after having some beers! It's more the opposite with me. I start singing!

The best parties is were everybody sing! "What shall we do with the drunken sailor...."
I just love that, but the girls tend to hate it. Espessially those that hadn't had anything to drink.

Now easter is over, and I'm back in school . I'm looking foward to the weekend, I could use a cold beer right about now.
I'm having economics right now, but I rather tend to surfe the internett insted of actually working. Like right now for instance!

Have a good week! Cheers !

That's terrible, man! I go back on school on Monday, but I gotta do history coursework by then not good. But I only have four weeks of school, then four weeks of study leave (I think), two weeks of exams and then no more school for me ever! Exciting but scary also. Dunno what the hell I'm gonna do after. Gonna have to start a band...

I love a good drunken singalong...I Wanna Rock by Twisted Sister always goes down well. Everyone can be off doing their own thing, but someone just has to shout "I Wanna Rock!" and everyone else will stop and shout "ROCK!" and then grunt the riff. So cool. Bohemian Rhapsody usually always goes down great too

'ave a good one mate

We had a term test today in english. I had to write a story, so guess what I wrote?! "The warriors Prayer"! I was the first to finish in the entire class, so I got home even before the kids in Junior high!

Just hope my teacher doesn't find out! She's a real tricky one I'm telling you. She's from Scotland.

What country are you from, anyway. I'm from Norway, I've probobly said it before.

I'll try that "I wanna rock" thing, but I doubt everyone will join in....
There all so boring!
I'm looking foward to getting hammered this weekend anywaty!

Cheers my metal brother!

lmmfaao!!! Very cool, and respect to you for knowing The Warrior's Prayer off by heart! I'm kinda fond of spinning out my mates sometimes by going through the whole narrated part of Dark Avenger, and now I think about it I could probbably do the narration from Defender as well I love that song...
I did something like that one time, for some reason we had to write poems in English and I had to do one about flight, so I just took the chorus of Ghost Of The Navigator by Iron Maiden and changed it from sailing to flying. I was considering doing Aces High but "Ten Me-109s come out of the sun..." would have just been plain odd. I remember we also had to do an alternative speech for some guy in a Shakespeare play, so I ripped off some Bathory stuff - "Gods of thunder, of wind and of rain, valykries my soul is yours should I fail..."

I'm from England, and rather fond of it. Would love to see the world touring with a loud & proud rock'n'roll band, but i gotta work on that. Not many people here are into playing Heavy Metal, and the few that do either don't love it enough or are scared of me

I'm off out in 10 minutes in order to get royally hammered so I don't have to think about the History coursework I'm starting on Monday and haven't prepared a single thing for. God I can't wait to leave school...

'ave a good one!

I didn't managde to drink this weekend. There was absolutely nothing going on!
But next weekend .........
Then we are going to have one hell of a party!

I didn't write the warriors prayer entierly after the mauscript. I was so stressed(I always am on tests), and I putted in some of my own stuff to, to make it longer!

Later!

Heheheh, nicely done

Tomorrow I'm back in school, which means drinks are severely limited to Friday and Saturday. Courseworks to be done and exams to revise for. God I'm stressed right now. The prospect of going for five days without drink is positively frightening. And I'm supposed to be giving up smoking as well...like hell that's gonna happen now!

I'm glad I didn't start smoking, even tough several of my friends do. You see, I get addicted to everything! + It's bad for you....didn't you know that .

The party I was going to was canceled! I'm so bloody mad. But I'm going to drink anyway. We are going to celebrate my mates 18th birhtday. I don't care if we havent got a place to be. You have to celebrate stuff like that on the day! But the big party is going to be next weekend anyway. I am going to get so !

I have been rather mad on myself lately. You see, I can't find my Highland glory CD! I'm so pissed. I really liked it. And it's norwegian.
Luckely it wasn't a real one, just a burned one.

Party on my fellow metal fan! Party on....
And remember to have lot's of these !

Hell yeah mate! Tomorrow's another long session down the pub before moving out to our favourite rock club! Can't come quickly enough - I've got one lesson in school tomorrow where I'm finishing off that damn history coursework. Gotta write up some notes tomorrow morning cos I decided I couldn't be arsed tonight. Geigh.

Congrats on not smoking mate. It's a bloody pain in the arse!Trouble is you end up with so many times where you're bored or at loose ends and you just spark up to keep yourself occupied. Even worse when I'm drinking! A fag for every pint! But at least I'm not smoking shedloads, just enough to drain the pennies from my pocket....

Good luck finding your CD, and good luck getting the party to happen. An 18th should be celebrated in suitably triumphant style!

'ave a good one mate!

Me and some buds are going to buy paintball today!
It is going to be so much fun.
....Hurting my friends, that is!
And I have to get my friend to by a 6-pack for me. Not more, because I've got 0,25l with spirit to finish up.

Spirit and beer does not mix, but I'll do it anyway!

So....This weekend I'll be drinking and shooting!

mate!

Cripes, it's been a while...how was the weekend? Paintball is well class, last time I did it I was shooting at my parents

camping trip this weekend! Camping down the road!

F**K!
Oh yeah we played paintball, and it was fun.
But we didn't get to the drinking part! There has always been something in the way. I will probobly not be drinking tonight either, and that will be the third weekend in a row!

But paintball was good fun, anyway! God it's great hurting people .....
Not that I'm a sadistic shit.......but it's still fun.
Oh, the adrenaline kick! Oh, the exitement!

In other news, I'm finshed with all the terms, now the exams are waiting on my doormat.

Hope you have lot's of these !

Good luck with your exams, kid. Mine are in 6 weeks! >_<

Mixing paintballing with alcohol is probably a foolish idea...but it would be damn fun! It's one of the few things in life you might not need alcohol to enjoy

Our camping mish went to s**t, but I had a good night regardless Hopefully I'll be able to get the lads out tonight as there's a newcomer to our town who's a friend of mine, so I gotta introduce the pack to her!

Stay Metal!

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