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A secret passage between the latrines and Atums chambers.

< Sorry gotta go to work now>

If we follow this corridor it'll lead to Lord Atums personal chambers. It's never gaurded. No one knows about this passage, except Atum himself and a select few of his personal Jaffa gaurds. And me.

*Gees walks on causiously*

How did you find it Gees?

*Gees blushes slightly*

I used to have to clean out the latrines. I don't think anyone had ever crossed over to clean the wall behind them. Well one day I did and I fell right through it.

*looks sincerly at the colonel*

I thought I had died. No other walls in the palace are like this.

So what's his chambers like, any disgusting goings on?

I only ever went in once. It's strange lots of gold and finery, but it has a coffin in it. I didn't stay long. I got scared.

*Gees stops*

Why do you want to there?

Remember I told you about my friend who serves Ba'al.........well my former Lord sent me to Atum for the same reason, I'd like to know my way around

*naively*

Ohh, well it's down here at the end of this corridor.

*Gees walks to the end of the passage*

Yes this is it. Just here.

*Gees pushes a block in and the wall slides forward, and then to the side, opening a small enterance into Atums Chamber...*

Come on Gees, we may as well keep up the pretense and clean the place

*looking increasinly worried*

I don't know if that would work. We might displease Atum?

*Gees walks through to the chamber*

Gees, you worry too much, we're women we can either talk our way out of it or seduce our way to freedom