h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Camil leads the jaffa into a small inclosed room with an array of goa'uld technology. Two of Atums jaffa stand gaurd inside the doorway. One slave moniters the equipment*

*Presses the appropriate keeys and taps out a message in Morse Code before Speaking*

\/\This is First Prime Michael of the great God Jehovah, I have reached the great God Atum's Palace to find the gifts we promised are lacking, he wishes us to pay hommage to his new Tauri aquisition, please send the entourage of Jehovah with the gifts we keep for occations such as this\/\

*Looks at the Jaffa and slaves*

I must wait for a reply

~~I hope they get the message~~

*The reply comes through*

Take me back to the Gate, the Jaffa will be here with offerings for Atum and his Aquisition

Camil: Of course of course. Follow me.

*Camil leaves the room, head down, scarcely looking round*

*Follows, feeling sorry for the Slave*

*The Colonel enters, seeing a couple of people in the room she stands as if guarding the door*

<Isn't Atum coming to find me

*The Colonel starts to get impatient*

LEAVE THIS PLACE!!

*The slaves in the comunications room turn round and look at the 'jaffa' with a mixture of fear and confusion*

S1: But we're not allowed to leave our position. What if someone should wish to comunicate with our master.

*the slave starts to sweat proffusly*

The Master is coming to communicate himself, he wishes privacy

*the slaves edge nervously out of the room, their eyes fixed of the jaffas staff*

*Mutters*

At last

*Goes over to the console and calls the SGC*

Walter? Walter?

*crackles into life*

Walter: This is the SGC. Colonel, Colonel is that you. I repeat this is the SGC.

*The Colonel signs off*

Ok now what....Ah make a message

*Starts to make a phoney message*

*The Colonel finishes her message and transfer's it to a crystal*

Ok that should do it, when they try to access the comm system next they whole thing will fry

*Leaves*